Ete Crow

Formerly known as 877-Glas-Now, rebranded to something more cryptic and arguably more intimidating. Jace Allison finished 3rd in 2025 under the old name and decided a near-championship season earned him the right to a rebrand. He was correct.

Ete Crow enters 2026 with the 3rd pick and a proven track record. Third place isn’t the goal — it’s the floor. Jace builds rosters with the quiet confidence of someone who actually reads the projections instead of just trusting his gut, which puts him in rare company in this league.

If the rotation holds and the bats stay healthy, this team has genuine championship upside. The name changed. The expectations didn’t.