Updated through Week 15

Power
Rank

Season-to-date Cumulative all-play Updated weekly

It’s Always Sonny
#1 overall
704–453–103
Leader season cats
Nick-fil-A
Biggest riser (+2)
Keanu Reeves
Biggest faller (-1)

Ranked by recency-weighted all-play category wins. Each week, every team's stats are compared against all 9 opponents — removing schedule luck entirely. Category wins are then weighted with a 5% decay per week back: your most recent week counts full, two weeks ago counts 95%, three weeks ago counts 90%, and so on. At 25 weeks, Week 1 still counts about 29% of the current week, so history matters — but a team that's actually improving right now gets the edge over one coasting on a hot start. Cumulative AP wins break ties.

Elite Tier
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It’s Always Sonny 704–453–103 cats 86–33–16 AP —
Held at #1 for 7 straight weeks
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Wk 15#1
Still the top seed and still the deepest roster in the league, even after a rare quiet Week 15: 4–4–1 all-play and 47 cat wins, the kind of middling week that would sink most teams. It did not matter, because 704 cumulative cat wins is a cushion nobody else is within a hundred of. TylerV drew Romance and won 9–1 on a schedule gift, and the lead is not going anywhere.
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Allahu Alvarez 668–510–82 cats 69–43–23 AP —
Held at #2 for 5 straight weeks
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Holding second on the strength of 668 cumulative cat wins. The Dansby Swanson waiver pickup paid off instantly with 5 homers and 11 RBI in a 5–3–1 all-play week that deserved better than the 4–4 tie it got. TylerR’s bullpen depth is still the separator, and now the offense is finally matching it.
Contenders
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One Ball Two Strikes 675–503–82 cats 73–43–19 AP —
Held at #3 for 7 straight weeks
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The best single week anyone has posted all season: 9–0 all-play, 82 of 90 categories, and a 10–0 sweep of Busch. The recency-weighted math still keeps Garth behind two elite teams, but 675 cumulative cat wins now ranks third and climbing. String two of these together and this is a top-two roster.
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Nick-fil-A 601–571–88 cats 58–59–18 AP ↑2
↑2 — climbed from #6 last week
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Wk 15#4
Up two spots after a 7–2 all-play week that led the league in runs (46), OBP (.383), and steals (11). Mario has now backed up the Week 14 resurrection with a second strong week, and 601 cumulative cat wins finally cracks the top four. The bats are real; the pitching depth is the playoff question.
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Keanu Reeves 617–564–79 cats 65–47–23 AP ↓1
↓1 — dropped from #4 last week
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Wk 15#5
Slipped a spot after an ugly 2–7 all-play week and a 1–9 loss to the nine-seed. Byron Buxton going quiet (0 HR) exposed how top-heavy this lineup is. Duke Joe still holds 617 cumulative cat wins and a strikeout-heavy staff, but weeks like this are exactly why he is fifth and not second.
Middle of the Pack
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Busch Latte 579–598–83 cats 51–59–25 AP ↓1
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Dropped from the contender tier to the middle after a 0–10 sweep loss, though the 3–6 all-play says the week was not as bad as the score. Rose still scored 36 runs; the 5.59 ERA is the anchor. At 579 cumulative cat wins, this is a rotation problem, not a lineup problem.
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Rain City Bombers 523–643–94 cats 39–59–37 AP ↑1
↑1 — climbed from #8 last week
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Up one after a quietly good 4–3–2 all-play week built on 45 runs and a .346 OBP, forcing a 4–4 tie with Allahu despite banking zero saves. Taylor sits at 523 cumulative cat wins, so the climb is real but modest. The bullpen remains the thing keeping good weeks from becoming wins.
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The Buckner Boots 536–650–74 cats 46–67–22 AP ↓1
↓1 — dropped from #7 last week
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The worst week of anyone: 0–9 all-play, a 6.88 ERA, and a .294 OBP that would embarrass a cellar team. Michael’s roster is better than this on paper, but the results keep landing him at 536 cumulative cat wins and stuck in the middle. One save was the entire highlight reel.
Cellar Dwellers
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Ete Crow 517–652–91 cats 48–67–20 AP —
Held at #9 for 6 straight weeks
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The second-best week in the league (8–1 all-play, a league-high 102 strikeouts, 2.85 ERA) and it barely moved the ranking, because the cumulative hole is so deep at 517 cat wins. Jace’s ceiling is obvious when the pitching clicks. The season-long floor is why he is still in the cellar.
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Romance Explosion 453–729–78 cats 29–87–19 AP —
Held at #10 for 7 straight weeks
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Back near the bottom at 1–8 all-play and 15 cat wins, the second-worst week in the league. 453 cumulative cat wins is dead last by more than sixty. Michael’s 5.59 ERA and lack of power leave no visible path out of the cellar.

📅 Weekly All-Play Breakdowns

Each weekly recap includes that week’s all-play results: how every team performed against the full field, not just their scheduled opponent. Power rankings are built from those weekly all-play results, accumulated over time.

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Teams
Busch Latte Allahu Alvarez Ete Crow The Ragans Administration Keanu Reeves Good Vibes Only Rain City Bombers The Buckner Boots Ray Donovan One Ball Two Strikes