Updated through Week 17

Power
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Season-to-date Cumulative all-play Updated weekly

It’s Always Sonny
#1 overall
815–515–110
Leader season cats
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Ranked by recency-weighted all-play category wins. Each week, every team's stats are compared against all 9 opponents — removing schedule luck entirely. Category wins are then weighted with a 5% decay per week back: your most recent week counts full, two weeks ago counts 95%, three weeks ago counts 90%, and so on. At 25 weeks, Week 1 still counts about 29% of the current week, so history matters — but a team that's actually improving right now gets the edge over one coasting on a hot start. Cumulative AP wins break ties.

Elite Tier
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It’s Always Sonny 815–515–110 cats 100–34–19 AP —
Held at #1 for 9 straight weeks
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Wk 17#1
Eighteen weeks of evidence and no counterargument. A 7–1–1 all-play in Week 17 with league highs in homers (19) and RBI (63), all without Aaron Judge, pushes the cumulative line to 815 category wins, 34 clear of the field. TylerV has the best record, the best recency-weighted score, and the deepest lineup. The rest of the league is playing for the two seed.
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One Ball Two Strikes 781–565–94 cats 84–48–21 AP —
Held at #2 for 2 straight weeks
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Wk 17#2
Last week the 7–1 scoreline was a soft-schedule mirage. This week was not: 64 category wins, the best single-week total in the league, and a 9–1 flattening of Day Old Rice built on a .370 OBP and a 1.07 WHIP. Garth is up to 781 cumulative cat wins and gets Nick-fil-A head to head this week with the two seed on the line.
Contenders
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Nick-fil-A 697–641–102 cats 68–65–20 AP —
Held at #3 for 3 straight weeks
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The quiet week nobody will remember: 4–3–2 all-play, 40–42 in categories, and a comfortable 6–2 H2H win over a Rain City side that showed up to nothing. Mario holds second in the standings and third here on 697 cumulative cat wins. The Acuña hamstring injury is the cloud hanging over an otherwise stable contender.
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Allahu Alvarez 713–630–97 cats 71–56–26 AP —
Held at #4 for 5 straight weeks
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The two-week slide is now a trend: an 0–9 all-play in Week 16, then 2–4–3 in Week 17 despite leading the league in OBP (.373) and saves (8). TylerR’s 713 cumulative cat wins still top everyone below the elite tier, which is why he holds fourth, but the recency weighting is eating that cushion a little more every Sunday. Witt’s back injury does not help the outlook.
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Keanu Reeves 699–649–92 cats 72–55–26 AP —
Held at #5 for 3 straight weeks
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Duke Joe struck out 127 batters in Week 17, most in the league by nine, and turned it into a 3–4–2 all-play and a 5–5 tie with Busch Latte. That is the whole season in one line: elite volume, leaky ratios, 699 cumulative cat wins that keep him fifth here while he sits fourth in the standings. With Soto and Chapman both on the IL, the margin for error is gone.
Middle of the Pack
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Busch Latte 657–687–96 cats 58–66–29 AP —
Held at #6 for 6 straight weeks
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A 1–5–3 all-play with 32 category wins, and yet Rose walked away with a 5–5 tie because Keanu could not close either. Busch has not won a matchup since June, and the cumulative picture (657 cat wins, sixth) keeps insisting this roster is better than its 65–86–9 record. At some point the ninth-place standing stops being bad luck and starts being the record.
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Ete Crow 631–705–104 cats 63–68–22 AP —
Held at #7 for 4 straight weeks
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The hottest team in the league and it is not close: 8–1 all-play in Week 16, 7–0–2 in Week 17, 114 category wins across the two weeks. Jace’s bullpen (7 saves) and rotation (11 quality starts, 2.84 ERA) carried a 6–3 win over Allahu. Still seventh on cumulative numbers because April and May happened, but the recency weighting is closing that gap fast. Nobody wants this matchup in September.
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The Buckner Boots 616–733–91 cats 54–77–22 AP —
Held at #8 for 6 straight weeks
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A 5–4 all-play week, a 1.07 WHIP, and an 8–2 H2H loss because the schedule served up the top seed. That is two straight weeks of decent baseball wasted on the wrong opponent for Michael. The cumulative line (616 cat wins, eighth) says what the standings say: close to the pack, not close to the contenders.
Cellar Dwellers
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Rain City Bombers 585–749–106 cats 41–74–38 AP —
Held at #9 for 4 straight weeks
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An 0–9–0 all-play with the league’s best ERA (2.65) is almost impressive in its dysfunction. Taylor’s bats won 26 categories out of 90 all week, and over the last two weeks the all-play line reads 2–15–1. Skenes, deGrom, and Wheeler deserve arbitration hearings against their own lineup. Ninth, and the floor is visible.
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Day Old Rice 517–837–86 cats 32–100–21 AP —
Held at #10 for 9 straight weeks
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The first team in league history to 100 head-to-head losses, at 50–100–10. The 1–6–2 all-play in the 9–1 loss to One Ball at least came with 11 homers, because the bats never got the memo about the season. 517 cumulative cat wins, last by 68, and the only suspense left is whether the offense can drag one more upset out of the pitching staff.

📅 Weekly All-Play Breakdowns

Each weekly recap includes that week’s all-play results: how every team performed against the full field, not just their scheduled opponent. Power rankings are built from those weekly all-play results, accumulated over time.

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