Updated through Week 8

Power
Rank

Season-to-date Cumulative all-play Updated weekly

It’s Always Sonny
#1 overall
397–264–59
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Ranked by recency-weighted all-play category wins. Each week, every team's stats are compared against all 9 opponents — removing schedule luck entirely. Category wins are then weighted with a 5% decay per week back: your most recent week counts full, two weeks ago counts 95%, three weeks ago counts 90%, and so on. At 25 weeks, Week 1 still counts about 29% of the current week, so history matters — but a team that's actually improving right now gets the edge over one coasting on a hot start. Cumulative AP wins break ties.

Elite Tier
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It’s Always Sonny 397–264–59 cats 50–17–14 AP —
Held at #1
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Wk 8#1
Held at #1 cumulative through 8 weeks: 397 cat wins, 50 AP wins. The second straight elite week (7–1–1 all-play, 56 cat wins) extended a real gap. Nick Kurtz (3 HR / 9 RBI) and Mickey Moniak (1 HR / 7 RBI) carried the lineup while Tatis Jr. settled in. Pitching ran a 0.93 WHIP and 75 K with Ragans and Woodruff still IL. The deepest roster in the league and now the deepest production.
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Keanu Reeves 400–274–46 cats 42–19–20 AP —
Held at #2 for 2 straight weeks
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Wk 8#2
Held at #2 cumulative with the most cumulative cat wins in the league (400). Just dropped 16 HR / 34 RBI in a 7–3 win over Busch with Schwarber (4 HR / 9 RBI), Drake Baldwin (3 HR), Colson Montgomery (3 HR), and Juan Soto (2 HR / 2 SB) all firing. The closer trio (Chapman, Fairbanks, Soto) makes this team a SV problem for anyone. Now meets Sonny in the Week 9 top-2 game.
Contenders
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One Ball Two Strikes 390–274–56 cats 45–21–15 AP —
Held at #3 for 3 straight weeks
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Wk 8#3
Held at #3 cumulative but the trajectory broke this week. 2–5–2 all-play, 35 cat wins, 2–7 H2H L to Hey Holmes! after three straight sim-upset wins. Matt Olson 0 HR. The rotation took a 4.71 ERA beating. Garth picked up Jack Flaherty for Foster Griffin on the last day. Still in the top 3 cumulatively, but the model finally beat him.
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Allahu Alvarez 339–331–50 cats 30–32–19 AP —
Held at #4 for 3 straight weeks
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Held at #4 cumulative. 4–3–2 all-play and a 5–4 H2H over Ete. Bobby Witt Jr. (2 HR / 4 RBI), Yordan (2 HR), and Max Muncy (7 R) all contributed. The Muñoz-led closer corps is a real cat win on the SV side. The rotation behind Gausman is thin on the active side but Bibee, Gilbert, Bryce Miller, and Ranger all wait on the bench. First good week TylerR has stacked since the Allahu run.
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Nick-fil-A 324–342–54 cats 32–34–15 AP —
Held at #5 for 4 straight weeks
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Wk 8#5
Held at #5 cumulative but turned in the worst all-play line of the season: 0–8–1, 24 cat wins. Cole, Glasnow, Snell, Helsley, Acuña still IL. Mario dropped Chris Bassitt on Sunday night. Angel Martínez was a one-man army (3 HR / 5 RBI / 7 R / 3 SB). The rotation is now Latz / E-Rod / Wrobleski / Davis Martin / Burrows. From contender to crisis in one weekend. The cumulative buffer keeps the rank but the trend is real.
Middle of the Pack
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Ete Crow 309–352–59 cats 30–36–15 AP —
Held at #6 for 3 straight weeks
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Held at #6 cumulative. 3–5–1 all-play and a 5–4 H2H L to Allahu in a week the rotation actually pitched (3.00 ERA, 1.00 WHIP, 6 QS). Just couldn’t hit. 27 R / 8 HR / .275 OBP. Ozzie Albies went 0–0–0–0. Tanner Scott and Iglesias have stabilized the back of the bullpen. Now meets Hey Holmes! as a 62% favorite.
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Busch Latte 308–368–44 cats 22–39–20 AP —
Held at #7 for 3 straight weeks
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Held at #7 cumulative. 1–5–3 all-play, 3–7 H2H L to Keanu. Led the league in SB (12) and OBP (.399) but ran a 6.00 team ERA. Hunter Brown and Edwin Díaz both on the 60-day IL hollowed out the rotation; Senzatela, Imai, and Weathers are streaming starts. Aranda from the trade gets a full week. The roster has talent. The schedule has not been kind.
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Hey Holmes! 293–382–45 cats 22–46–13 AP —
Held at #8 for 2 straight weeks
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Wk 8#8
Held at #8 cumulative despite the best all-play week of the season (8–1, 58 cat wins, 7–2 H2H upset of OBT). League-best ERA (2.36), WHIP (1.04), and 7 QS. Nolan Arenado pickup paid off the next day. The lineup of Harper, Alonso, Arenado, Teoscar, Rooker, Rice, Julio, Mookie, Altuve is dangerous when healthy. The cumulative cat count is still 293 (10th in raw) but the recency-weighted score moved.
Cellar Dwellers
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The Buckner Boots 300–370–50 cats 26–36–19 AP —
Held at #9
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Wk 8#9
Held at #9. 3–4–2 all-play, 38 cat wins, 2–5 H2H L to Sonny. Better than the two prior 0–9 weeks but still no top-end thump. Murakami (2 HR) and Bleday from waivers (6 HR via season totals) were the bats. Webb, Bradley, Strider, Valdez all still out. Sasaki and Hancock got added off waivers. Now finally a 72% favorite over Rain City. This is the climb-back week.
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Rain City Bombers 281–384–55 cats 17–36–28 AP —
Held at #10 for 6 straight weeks
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Held at #10 cumulative. 1–4–4 all-play and a 5–5 tie with Nick-fil-A. The Trout addition went 0–0–0–0 in his first full Rain City week. Lindor, Anthony, Caballero all on IL. Cade Smith (3 SV) saved the SV cat. Skenes / deGrom rotation is real but the lineup keeps stalling. Three weeks of unbeaten H2H and still at the bottom of the cumulative.

📅 Weekly All-Play Breakdowns

Each weekly recap includes that week’s all-play results: how every team performed against the full field, not just their scheduled opponent. Power rankings are built from those weekly all-play results, accumulated over time.

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Teams
Busch Latte Allahu Alvarez Ete Crow The Ragans Administration Keanu Reeves Good Vibes Only Rain City Bombers The Buckner Boots Ray Donovan One Ball Two Strikes