Week 16

Week 16
Jul 6–Jul 12

5 Matchups H2H Categories

🔎 Week 16 Preview — Jul 6–Jul 12

📚 Storylines to Watch

The two-seed showdown: Sonny vs Nick-fil-A. The two best records in the league, 81–43–16 against 73–55–12, in the marquee matchup of the week. Both are banged up, Sonny without Aaron Judge and Wyatt Langford, Nick without Ronald Acuña Jr., but Sonny’s 71 percent OBP edge and Jhoan Duran make it a 65 percent call. Nick just led the league in runs, homers, and steals, so if the top seed sleeps, the two-seed is built to pounce.

One Ball tries to prove the sweep was not a fluke. After hanging a 10–0 on Busch and going 9–0 all-play, Garth draws a real opponent in Allahu. José Ramírez and Jeremy Peña are on the IL, trimming exactly the power and speed that made last week look easy, and Allahu’s bullpen owns a 68 percent saves edge. This one projects as a 54 percent coin flip, not a sweep.

Rain City’s infirmary against Romance’s tank job. Rain City has Mike Trout, Will Smith, Tyler Soderstrom, and Maikel Garcia all on the 10-day IL and is still favored, because a rotation of Skenes, deGrom, Wheeler, and Imanaga does not care who is hurt. Romance, dead last and missing Julio Rodríguez and Brent Rooker, has to win the strikeout column and steal homers to keep it close.

The coin flip: Keanu vs Buckner. The tightest matchup on the board at 52–48. Keanu’s strikeout arms give them a 72 percent edge in Ks plus a steals lean, while Buckner answers with OBP, both ratios, and a 77 percent saves edge behind Devin Williams. Each team is missing an infielder to the IL, Matt Chapman for Keanu and Corey Seager and Munetaka Murakami for Buckner. Whoever wins the ratio battle wins the week.

Regression week for Ete and Busch. Ete Crow just posted the second-best week in the league, 8–1 all-play and 102 strikeouts, and now has to prove it was not a one-off against a Busch team fresh off a 0–10 humiliation. The sim sides with the bounce-back, 57 percent Busch, on the back of a 75 percent OBP edge. If Ete’s three closers and strikeout arms show up again, the nine-seed can make it two strong weeks in a row.

Matchup Breakdown

One Ball Two Strikes One Ball Two Strikes
vs
Allahu Alvarez Allahu Alvarez
Week 16 • Jul 6–Jul 12
71
One BallAlvarez
41R24
12HR4
35RBI16
4SB3
.341OBP.309
3SV3
56K60
4.89ERA6.68
1.37WHIP1.73
2QS2

One Ball rolls in off the only sweep of Week 15, a 10–0 dismantling of Busch, but this is a much stiffer test. José Ramírez (hand) and Jeremy Peña (calf) are both on the IL, which trims the exact power and speed a Yamamoto–Skubal–Yesavage–Mize rotation cannot replace. The sim still nudges Garth’s way at 54 percent on runs, RBI, and both ratios.

Allahu counters with the deeper bullpen, Andrés Muñoz fronting a group that owns a clear saves edge (68 percent). Dansby Swanson, fresh off a 5-homer week, and Yordan Alvarez keep the power categories live even with Oneil Cruz on the IL, and Gilbert, Miller, and Gausman are all healthy behind a day-to-day Ranger Suárez.

ROne Ball Two Strikes lean (60%)
HRAllahu Alvarez slight edge (52%)
RBIOne Ball Two Strikes lean (63%)
SBAllahu Alvarez lean (61%)
OBPOne Ball Two Strikes lean (60%)
KAllahu Alvarez lean (58%)
QSAllahu Alvarez lean (58%)
ERAOne Ball Two Strikes lean (56%)
WHIPOne Ball Two Strikes lean (56%)
SVAllahu Alvarez edge (68%)
Prediction: One Ball Two Strikes 6–4. A near coin flip the sim gives them at 54 percent. The categories split five and five, but One Ball wins the tiebreakers more often behind runs, RBI, and the cleaner ratios.
Rosters
One Ball Two Strikes
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
527140479720.348
CShea LangeliersATH
5120452.325
1BMatt OlsonATL
6425582.341
2BOtto LopezMIA
6194517.373
3BBo BichetteDTDNYM
4810511.301
SSGeraldo PerdomoAZ
4563415.355
OFJordan WalkerSTL
60227412.353
OFRiley GreeneDET
4813452.381
OFEsmerlyn ValdezPIT
1910260.370
UtilTaylor WardBAL
576253.385
UtilJarren DuranBOS
41134414.259
BNWillson ContrerasBOS
4620612.379
ILJeremy PeñaHOU
356218.355
ILJosé RamírezCLE
42103324.339
CGabriel MorenoAZ
336324.384
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
433063.231.0319
SPYoshinobu YamamotoLAD
01062.850.9113
SPTarik SkubalDET
0843.060.956
RPDavid BednarNYY
18452.701.100
RPKenley JansenDET
11254.561.230
PTrevor MegillMIL
14463.000.970
BNTrey YesavageTOR
0693.721.165
BNCasey MizeDET
0772.791.007
BNLuis CastilloSEA
0814.931.373
BNSandy AlcantaraMIA
01003.991.2214
BNNathan EovaldiTEX
01204.041.1810
BNChase BurnsCIN
01182.541.119
ILCarlos RodónNYY
0523.301.253
NAKade AndersonNASEA
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Allahu Alvarez
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
599182579880.352
CDillon DinglerDET
4819600.327
1BFreddie FreemanLAD
5215493.379
2BXavier EdwardsMIA
5063613.384
3BMax MuncyLAD
5417401.354
SSBobby Witt Jr.KC
50133930.354
OFBryan ReynoldsPIT
6714587.397
OFCole CarriggCOL
234222.360
OFYordan AlvarezHOU
6531701.422
UtilDansby SwansonCHC
58165812.293
UtilChristian WalkerHOU
5020580.313
BNIan HappCHC
5917424.328
ILOneil CruzPIT
45144421.350
2B,OFCeddanne RafaelaBOS
4083912.330
1B,2B,3B,OFCasey SchmittSF
4219507.309
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
644994.061.2616
SPYoendrys GómezMIN
11383.501.260
SPKevin GausmanTOR
01084.321.229
RPAndrés MuñozSEA
16494.321.290
RPLouis VarlandTOR
19671.100.980
PAlex LangeKC
8375.921.530
PCaleb KilianSF
8474.741.390
PIan SeymourTB
2724.111.081
BNGriffin JaxTB
0713.471.231
BNTanner BibeeCLE
0873.901.1511
BNLogan GilbertSEA
01193.320.998
BNLogan HendersonMIL
0343.180.991
BNBryce MillerSEA
0652.180.833
ILRanger SuarezBOS
0973.151.167
ILConnelly EarlyBOS
0933.441.257
SPSpencer ArrighettiHOU
0814.501.336
It’s Always Sonny It’s Always Sonny
vs
Nick-fil-A Nick-fil-A
Week 16 • Jul 6–Jul 12
54
SonnyNick
34R35
4HR13
22RBI33
7SB7
.300OBP.339
5SV4
78K71
2.07ERA3.45
1.01WHIP1.34
7QS5

The top seed at 81–43–16 is favored in seven categories even with Aaron Judge (ribs) and Wyatt Langford (hamstring) on the IL. The OBP edge is enormous at 71 percent, Jhoan Duran anchors a saves lean, and a rotation of Ohtani, Gray, Schlittler, and Sheehan with Michael King healthy off the bench keeps the strikeouts and ratios humming.

Nick-fil-A brings the two-seed and a lineup that just led the league in runs, homers, and steals, though Ronald Acuña Jr. is on the IL. Mason Miller closes and the rotation stashes Gerrit Cole, Hunter Greene, and Robbie Ray behind the active arms. Nick owns homers, steals, and quality starts on the projection; everything else tilts Sonny.

RIt’s Always Sonny lean (62%)
HRNick-fil-A slight edge (53%)
RBIIt’s Always Sonny slight edge (51%)
SBNick-fil-A lean (59%)
OBPIt’s Always Sonny edge (71%)
KIt’s Always Sonny slight edge (55%)
QSNick-fil-A lean (60%)
ERAIt’s Always Sonny lean (60%)
WHIPIt’s Always Sonny lean (56%)
SVIt’s Always Sonny lean (63%)
Prediction: It’s Always Sonny 6–4. The top seed has the edge in seven categories but several are paper-thin, so this projects as a clear win rather than a rout, even short Judge and Langford.
Rosters
It’s Always Sonny
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
492125421980.322
CCal RaleighSEA
239292.269
1BRafael DeversSF
4819520.320
2BFernando Tatis Jr.SD
4553523.343
3BKevin McGonigleDET
5883411.394
SSTrea TurnerPHI
62103316.283
OFJackson ChourioMIL
4213368.335
OFAndy PagesLAD
5617668.334
OFWyatt LangfordTEX
259226.328
UtilAustin RileyATL
379426.287
UtilCarson BengeNYM
52113715.330
ILNick KurtzATH
6120667.405
ILRoman AnthonyBOS
12152.354
ILAaron JudgeNYY
4317385.375
NAJoshua BaezNASTL
-----
1B,OFJac CaglianoneKC
4415353.322
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
557373.441.1650
SPShohei Ohtani (Pitcher)LAD
0951.790.9512
SPCam SchlittlerNYY
01372.050.9412
RPJhoan DuranPHI
24501.380.920
RPRiley O'BrienSTL
24393.431.120
PEmilio PagánCIN
7166.061.410
PBraxton AshcraftPIT
01283.491.1110
PJoey CantilloCLE
0963.661.394
PEmmet SheehanLAD
0864.911.275
BNSonny GrayBOS
0852.541.1012
BNFoster GriffinWSH
01092.771.0210
BNLanden RouppSF
01044.271.318
BNMichael KingSD
0923.411.159
BNJake BennettBOS
0352.640.944
SPShane BazBAL
0904.211.377
Nick-fil-A
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
458153415590.333
CHunter GoodmanCOL
5927515.323
1BRoyce LewisMIN
3010296.296
2BBrice TurangMIL
65135815.359
3BJunior CamineroTB
6128592.373
SSColt EmersonSEA
177203.275
OFJames WoodWSH
88276315.407
OFDylan CrewsWSH
256185.276
OFGarrett MitchellMIL
428436.364
UtilJoc PedersonTEX
3515321.334
UtilKyle StowersMIA
3612421.325
ILRonald Acuña Jr.ATL
3172215.373
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
464062.861.0619
SPRobert GasserMIL
0404.151.182
SPShane BazBAL
0904.211.377
RPMason MillerSD
24710.930.800
RPJacob LatzTEX
18461.650.640
PGrant TaylorCWS
4672.791.100
BNEduardo RodriguezAZ
0792.291.1712
BNHunter GreeneCIN
0196.971.451
BNRobbie RaySF
0903.381.277
BNMichael McGreevySTL
0663.011.1012
BNGerrit ColeNYY
0474.041.204
BNJustin WrobleskiLAD
0732.691.0211
BNBrady SingerCIN
0764.721.475
BNBryan WooSEA
01024.231.0710
ILRyan HelsleyBAL
8214.111.430
ILTyler GlasnowLAD
0492.720.834
SPDavis MartinCWS
0923.411.2910
Romance Explosion
vs
Rain City Bombers Rain City Bombers
Week 16 • Jul 6–Jul 12
36
DayRain City
31R31
16HR9
40RBI29
1SB4
.307OBP.309
2SV3
74K69
4.73ERA2.51
1.24WHIP1.08
3QS4

Romance sits last at 46–85–9 and is down Julio Rodríguez (concussion) and Brent Rooker (knee), which guts an already thin lineup. The path to points is the mound: Dylan Cease, Shane Bieber, Kyle Bradish, and a healthy MacKenzie Gore give Michael the strikeout lean (59 percent) and keep homers and RBI in reach.

Rain City is a MASH unit, with Mike Trout, Will Smith, Tyler Soderstrom, and Maikel Garcia all on the 10-day IL, and the sim still favors them because the rotation is absurd: Paul Skenes, Jacob deGrom, Zack Wheeler, and Shota Imanaga. Add a 75 percent steals edge from Nasim Nuñez and José Caballero and Taylor takes six categories shorthanded.

RRain City Bombers lean (55%)
HRRomance Explosion lean (56%)
RBIRomance Explosion slight edge (51%)
SBRain City Bombers edge (75%)
OBPRain City Bombers slight edge (52%)
KRomance Explosion lean (59%)
QSRain City Bombers lean (62%)
ERARain City Bombers slight edge (52%)
WHIPRain City Bombers lean (57%)
SVRomance Explosion slight edge (54%)
Prediction: Rain City Bombers 6–4. Four bats on the IL and it does not matter. Skenes, deGrom, and Wheeler plus a 75 percent steals edge outrun a Romance team missing Julio and Rooker.
Rosters
Day Old Rice
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
456132443400.328
CBen RiceNYY
6429662.373
1BBryce HarperPHI
5820575.367
2BJose AltuveHOU
4410262.308
3BEugenio SuárezCIN
2210330.285
SSMookie BettsLAD
3511311.298
OFBraden MontgomeryCWS
14280.295
OFJake McCarthyCOL
3895214.344
OFTeoscar HernándezLAD
368362.320
UtilPete AlonsoBAL
5921642.348
UtilWilli CastroCOL
407376.331
BNJulio RodríguezSEA
46144012.323
ILBrent RookerATH
2010292.281
OFJung Hoo LeeSF
465336.337
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
207754.721.4244
SPJ.T. GinnATH
0863.101.228
SPMacKenzie GoreTEX
01114.721.316
RPPete FairbanksMIA
13386.751.430
RPClayton BeeterWSH
7313.621.320
PShane BieberTOR
0137.642.040
PCade CavalliWSH
01053.881.387
PDustin MaySTL
0854.551.259
PWill WarrenNYY
0944.151.375
BNJavier AssadCHC
0374.111.131
BNDylan CeaseTOR
01482.561.137
BNKyle BradishBAL
01063.611.359
BNReid DetmersLAA
01234.391.147
ILMichael SorokaAZ
0793.071.097
ILGarrett CrochetBOS
0376.301.473
SP,RPKyle LeahySTL
0753.731.413
SPNick LodoloCIN
0504.601.473
SPBrandon SproatMIL
0875.161.373
Rain City Bombers
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
536158523480.344
CIvan HerreraSTL
6011405.384
1BMiguel VargasCWS
63215911.354
2BLuis García Jr.WSH
4520684.316
3BManny MachadoSD
4519542.286
SSFrancisco LindorNYM
214102.293
OFChristian YelichMIL
416316.328
OFMichael Harris IIATL
4516536.330
OFMike TroutLAA
5818397.389
UtilLiam HicksMIA
5013582.362
UtilTyler SoderstromATH
4314421.343
BNJosé CaballeroNYY
36103422.301
BNNasim NuñezWSH
3712833.328
ILWill SmithLAD
236230.338
1BTJ RumfieldCOL
4212470.382
OFCole CarriggCOL
234222.360
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
366703.091.0741
SPPaul SkenesPIT
01233.581.049
SPJacob deGromDTDTEX
01223.491.018
RPCade SmithCLE
28612.701.080
RPAbner UribeMIL
6352.561.030
PTrevor RogersBAL
0694.481.317
PTyler WellsBAL
2463.021.030
PZack WheelerPHI
0982.280.9110
PMax MeyerMIA
01162.581.117
BNShota ImanagaCHC
01054.171.127
BNNick MartinezTB
0622.651.129
BNBryce ElderATL
0864.121.2510
ILBlake SnellLAD
0512.002.670
Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves
vs
The Buckner Boots The Buckner Boots
Week 16 • Jul 6–Jul 12
54
KeanuBuckner
31R34
8HR12
32RBI31
9SB5
.333OBP.322
4SV2
85K50
5.79ERA2.25
1.42WHIP0.96
5QS5

Keanu owns the strikeout category outright at 72 percent with Rasmussen, Abbott, Holmes, and a healthy Freddy Peralta and Gavin Williams in reserve, and adds a steals edge. Byron Buxton is day-to-day and Matt Chapman is on the IL, which is why the power and OBP tilt the other way. The model calls it 52–48 for the visitors.

Buckner answers with OBP, both ratios, and a huge saves edge (77 percent) behind Devin Williams, plus a rotation of Chris Sale, Logan Webb, Framber Valdez, and Roki Sasaki that is as deep as anyone’s. Corey Seager (back) and Munetaka Murakami (hamstring) are on the IL, but Bregman, Nimmo, Marte, and Abrams keep the lineup dangerous.

RThe Buckner Boots slight edge (53%)
HRKeanu Reeves lean (55%)
RBIEven
SBKeanu Reeves lean (60%)
OBPThe Buckner Boots edge (66%)
KKeanu Reeves edge (72%)
QSThe Buckner Boots slight edge (52%)
ERAThe Buckner Boots lean (56%)
WHIPThe Buckner Boots slight edge (55%)
SVThe Buckner Boots edge (77%)
Prediction: The Buckner Boots 6–4. The tightest matchup on the board at 52–48. Keanu owns strikeouts by a mile, but Buckner’s ratios, OBP, and Devin Williams saves tip six categories the other way.
Rosters
Keanu Reeves
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
443151459800.330
CDrake BaldwinATL
4915451.341
1BRyan O'HearnPIT
4716611.343
2BNico HoernerCHC
3743814.308
3BJavier SanojaMIA
213345.310
SSZach NetoLAA
67194512.329
OFJackson MerrillSD
43103819.281
OFKyle SchwarberPHI
5732582.367
OFJuan SotoNYM
4421517.410
UtilColson MontgomeryCWS
4423531.302
UtilJosh NaylorSEA
3483618.313
ILByron BuxtonMIN
5725457.328
ILMatt ChapmanSF
357420.324
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
367203.541.2554
SPCristopher SánchezPHI
01442.621.1914
SPAndrew AbbottCIN
0813.921.417
RPAroldis ChapmanBOS
19352.281.230
RPGregory SotoPIT
12444.051.080
PMichael WachaKC
0963.771.1912
PJacob WebbCHC
4483.101.300
PZebby MatthewsMIN
0544.571.227
PShane DrohanMIL
1673.091.203
BNFreddy PeraltaNYM
01044.661.444
BNBrandon YoungBAL
0673.421.357
BNGavin WilliamsCLE
01343.811.157
BNGrant HolmesATL
0763.611.325
BNDrew RasmussenTB
0983.260.9510
ILMax FriedNYY
0503.211.016
SPSeth LugoKC
0804.561.4310
SP,RPGriffin JaxTB
0713.471.231
The Buckner Boots
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
457136465600.354
CCarter JensenKC
4113491.308
1BYandy DíazTB
5013551.397
2BKetel MarteAZ
5117544.314
3BMunetaka MurakamiCWS
4420421.373
SSCJ AbramsWSH
56206715.353
OFJJ BledayCIN
3416424.348
OFJake BauersMIL
5518596.371
OFKyle TuckerLAD
537476.345
UtilA.J. EwingNYM
267249.352
UtilSam AntonacciCWS
4752613.380
BNGunnar HendersonBAL
5417427.290
BNAlex BregmanCHC
438372.333
BNBrandon NimmoTEX
389324.327
ILCorey SeagerTEX
2810251.292
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
382893.331.1716
SPEmerson HancockDTDSEA
0923.231.019
SPTaj BradleyMIN
01123.671.227
RPDevin WilliamsNYM
13444.701.630
RPBryan BakerTB
25411.730.830
BNGage JumpATH
0483.511.293
BNParker MessickCLE
01102.731.077
BNChris SaleATL
01172.201.1110
BNFramber ValdezNADET
0874.101.3210
BNRoki SasakiLAD
0805.331.364
BNLogan WebbSF
0803.861.1610
ILBen BrownCHC
1651.850.943
ILDaniel PalenciaCHC
3192.701.380
Ete Crow Ete Crow
vs
Busch Latte Busch Latte
Week 16 • Jul 6–Jul 12
63
Ete CrowBusch
40R38
10HR14
32RBI34
3SB3
.344OBP.330
4SV2
66K56
2.72ERA3.03
1.09WHIP0.98
7QS5

Ete Crow is coming off the second-best week in the league, an 8–1 all-play with a league-high 102 strikeouts, and brings three closers in Tanner Scott, Raisel Iglesias, and Josh Hader. A rotation of Nolan McLean, Joe Ryan, Eury Pérez, and a healthy Jesús Luzardo keeps the strikeout lean alive, but the offense outside Elly De La Cruz and Pete Crow-Armstrong is thin.

Busch is desperate to bury the 0–10 sweep and the sim likes the bounce-back at 57 percent, powered by a massive OBP edge (75 percent) and Shohei Ohtani’s bat. The rotation is deep with Kirby, Hunter Brown, Misiorowski, and Kyle Harrison, though Edwin Díaz (60-day IL) leaves the bullpen leaning on Paul Sewald for saves.

RBusch Latte lean (61%)
HRBusch Latte lean (56%)
RBIEven
SBBusch Latte lean (58%)
OBPBusch Latte edge (75%)
KEte Crow lean (63%)
QSBusch Latte lean (59%)
ERABusch Latte slight edge (52%)
WHIPEte Crow slight edge (52%)
SVEte Crow lean (57%)
Prediction: Busch Latte 6–4. The bounce-back call at 57 percent. A 75 percent OBP edge and the deeper lineup outweigh Ete’s three-headed closer monster.
Rosters
Ete Crow
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
507151514670.330
CSalvador PerezKC
3111370.249
1BVladimir Guerrero Jr.TOR
516417.348
2BOzzie AlbiesATL
6014511.319
3BKazuma OkamotoTOR
5022620.315
SSElly De La CruzCIN
49154414.349
OFPete Crow-ArmstrongCHC
61215223.383
OFCody BellingerNYY
47115110.341
OFBrandon MarshPHI
5115468.340
UtilBrandon LowePIT
5821641.317
UtilAlec BurlesonSTL
4915663.335
BNMickey MoniakCOL
3015381.332
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
415682.961.0632
SPNolan McLeanNYM
01253.521.1210
SPMatthew BoydCHC
0444.311.312
RPTanner ScottLAD
13492.630.800
RPRaisel IglesiasATL
18352.301.120
PJosh HaderHOU
10250.590.720
PSean BurkeCWS
01153.411.176
PEury PérezMIA
0953.781.146
PPayton TolleBOS
0803.141.078
BNJoe RyanMIN
01282.851.0511
BNPeter LambertHOU
0813.141.126
BNShane McClanahanTB
0822.831.134
BNJesús LuzardoPHI
01363.511.2210
Busch Latte
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
540145528960.351
CWilliam ContrerasMIL
489531.344
1BJonathan ArandaTB
4713620.393
2BJazz Chisholm Jr.NYY
46133626.301
3BSal StewartCIN
50196511.337
SSJJ WetherholtSTL
5813369.360
OFChase DeLauterCLE
3210453.348
OFSeiya SuzukiCHC
4615481.349
OFCorbin CarrollAZ
54134510.350
UtilRandy ArozarenaSEA
58104219.382
UtilShohei Ohtani (Batter)LAD
6321576.403
BNKody ClemensMIN
4516466.307
BNDominic CanzoneSEA
3315401.335
BNMichael BuschCHC
3911482.367
2B,3BCaleb DurbinBOS
3893910.293
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
214663.511.1434
SPGeorge KirbySEA
0983.761.3211
SPHunter BrownHOU
0393.571.393
RPPaul SewaldAZ
21374.360.910
PJacob MisiorowskiDTDMIL
01671.620.7612
PJosé SorianoLAA
01153.401.287
PZach ThorntonNYM
0104.351.161
BNReynaldo LópezATL
0543.501.261
BNRyan WeathersNYY
01104.151.246
BNTroy MeltonDET
0411.820.815
BNWalbert UreñaLAA
0782.881.326
ILKyle HarrisonMIL
01013.011.086
ILEdwin DíazLAD
41010.502.330
ILKris BubicKC
0514.111.234

Generated Jul 06 at 12:32 AM Pacific

📊 Week 16 Recap

Final Scores
One Ball Two Strikes
Garth W
Win
71
Final
Allahu Alvarez
TylerR
Loss
Ete Crow
Jace Allison
Win
63
Final
Busch Latte
Rose
Loss
Rain City Bombers
Taylor
Win
63
Final
Day Old Rice
Michael
Loss
It’s Always Sonny
TylerV
Win
54
Final
Nick-fil-A
Mario
Loss
Keanu Reeves
Duke Joe
Win
54
Final
The Buckner Boots
Michael
Loss
🎯 Prediction Results
MatchupPredictedActual
OBT vs AllahuOne Ball Two Strikes 6–4One Ball 7–1✓ Right team
Sonny vs NickIt’s Always Sonny 6–4It’s Always Sonny 5–4✓ Right team
Rice vs Rain CityRain City Bombers 6–4Rain City 6–3✓ Right team
Keanu vs BucknerThe Buckner Boots 6–4Keanu Reeves 5–4✗ Missed
Ete vs BuschBusch Latte 6–4Ete Crow 6–3✗ Missed

3–of–5 on the winners. The two clean calls (One Ball, Sonny) landed, and the Rain City 6–4 read came in a near-exact 6–3. Both misses were 6–4 coin-flips that tipped to the team we faded: Keanu edged Buckner 5–4, and the worst miss was Busch Latte, a 57 percent favorite that got out-pitched by Ete Crow 6–3.

🏆 Biggest Win
One Ball Two Strikes 7–1 over Allahu Alvarez, the only blowout of the week. Garth took all five hitting categories, both ratio categories, and led the entire league in runs (41). Allahu’s lone category was strikeouts; the saves and quality starts were the only things keeping it from a sweep. When you win R, HR, RBI, SB, OBP, ERA, and WHIP in the same week, the other guy just gets to go home.
💥 Choke of the Week
Allahu Alvarez, a fifth-place roster, went 0–9 all-play with nine category wins out of ninety. TylerR won exactly one category all week (strikeouts, against One Ball) and got outscored everywhere else in the league. That is the worst week anyone has posted since Buckner’s Week 15 faceplant, and it dropped Allahu from real contender to just another name in the pack. Dishonorable mention: Day Old Rice led the league in homers and RBI and still lost, because a 4.73 ERA gave it all back.
🏆 Category Leaders
R
One Ball Two Strikes (41)
A league-high 41 runs, the engine behind the only blowout of the week and Garth’s 7–1 romp.
HR
Day Old Rice (16)
Michael’s bats led the league with 16 bombs. It bought exactly nothing: Day Old Rice went 2–7 all-play and still lost.
RBI
Day Old Rice (40)
Forty driven in, four clear of the field. The offense was never the problem this week.
SB
Keanu Reeves (9)
Nine bags paced the league and helped Duke Joe steal a 5–4 win he was predicted to lose.
OBP
Ete Crow (.344)
The only lineup north of .340, the on-base backbone of the best all-play week in the league.
SV
It’s Always Sonny (5)
Five saves led the week, part of a pitching sweep that flipped a 4–4 hitting deficit into a 5–4 win.
K
Keanu Reeves (85)
Eighty-five punchouts, thirty-five clear of Buckner in their head-to-head. Volume strikeouts win categories.
ERA
It’s Always Sonny (2.07)
A 2.07 mark, comfortably the best of the week and the reason the top seed kept humming.
WHIP
The Buckner Boots (0.96)
The only staff under 1.00, a 0.96 that deserved a better fate than a 5–4 loss.
QS
It’s Always Sonny & Ete Crow (7)
A two-way tie at seven quality starts between the top seed and the week’s hottest team.

Category leaders shown at the team level. Individual weekly stat splits were not yet posted by Yahoo at generation time.

🔥 Over/Under-Performers

Over: Ete Crow was the team-wide overachiever, sitting near the standings floor and posting the league’s best all-play week at 8–1 behind a .344 OBP, a 2.72 ERA, and seven quality starts. It’s Always Sonny quietly went a perfect 7–0–2 all-play with the best ERA (2.07) and WHIP (1.01) in the league. And Day Old Rice’s offense outkicked everyone, leading the league in both homers (16) and RBI (40).

Under: Allahu Alvarez cratered, 0–9 all-play and nine cat wins, a total collapse for a top-five team. Day Old Rice paired that league-best offense with a 4.73 ERA and went 2–7 all-play, wasting the best bats of the week. And One Ball’s 7–1 scoreline hid a dead-even week: 4–4–1 all-play, 42–42 in categories, saved entirely by the opponent.

🎯 Move of the Week

One Ball Two Strikes adding Luis Castillo. On July 10 Garth cut catcher Gabriel Moreno and pulled Castillo off the wire, a proven arm for a stretch run that has One Ball third and climbing. It was a depth move for a roster that then went out and led the league in runs and buried Allahu 7–1. Honorable mention to Day Old Rice, who churned five starters through the wire in seven days (Warren, May, Lodolo, Assad, Leahy) and somehow still finished with a 4.73 ERA. Volume is not a strategy.

🔥 Week 16 All-Play Power Rankings
Rankings based on all-play record: how each team would have done against all 9 other opponents this week, not just the one they actually faced. 90 total category decisions per team.
Elite Tier
1
Ete Crow 8–1–0 all-play 55–29–6 cats W 6–3
From ninth in the standings to the best week in the league. Jace’s crew led the league in OBP (.344), tied for the QS lead (7), and posted a 2.72 ERA. An 8–1 all-play out of the ten-hole is how you climb three spots to sixth.
2
It’s Always Sonny 7–0–2 all-play 53–33–4 cats W 5–4
The top seed went undefeated on the all-play board, 7–0–2, behind a league-best 2.07 ERA, a 1.01 WHIP, and five saves. The H2H was a 5–4 grind because Nick-fil-A owned the bats, but nobody else beat TylerV in a single simulated matchup.
Contender Tier
3
Nick-fil-A 6–3–0 all-play 56–28–6 cats L 4–5
The cruelest line of the week: a league-high 56 category wins, and a 5–4 loss to show for it. Mario out-hit Sonny in four categories but got swept on the mound. 6–3 all-play says this was a very good week wasted by the draw.
4
Busch Latte 6–2–1 all-play 46–36–8 cats L 3–6
A 6–2–1 all-play, fourth-best in the league, and still a 6–3 loss. Rose drew the buzzsaw in Ete Crow and paid for it. The 14 homers and 0.98 WHIP would have beaten most weeks; this was not most weeks.
5
Keanu Reeves 4–4–1 all-play 43–39–8 cats W 5–4
A middling all-play week that the H2H rewarded. Duke Joe led the league in strikeouts (85) and steals (9) and rode the volume to a 5–4 win over Buckner that the model had going the other way. Ratios were ugly (5.79 ERA), but K and SB do not care.
Middle Tier
6
One Ball Two Strikes 4–4–1 all-play 42–42–6 cats W 7–1
The 7–1 scoreline flatters the week. Garth was dead even at 4–4–1 all-play and 42–42 in cats; he just happened to draw a face-planting Allahu side. A league-high 41 runs was real. The rest was a soft matchup.
7
The Buckner Boots 3–6–0 all-play 43–40–7 cats L 4–5
The best 3–6 all-play you will see. Michael posted the league’s best WHIP (0.96) and a 2.25 ERA and still lost, because Keanu buried him in strikeouts and steals. Elite ratios, wrong opponent.
8
Rain City Bombers 2–6–1 all-play 36–48–6 cats W 6–3
A 2–6–1 all-play that the schedule turned into a win. Taylor’s 2.51 ERA and 1.08 WHIP were enough to take six categories off a one-dimensional Day Old Rice side. Good pitching, thin everywhere else.
Cellar Tier
9
Day Old Rice 2–7–0 all-play 36–50–4 cats L 3–6
Led the league in homers (16) and RBI (40) and went 2–7 all-play anyway. Michael’s newly-renamed side ran a five-man starter carousel through the week and still coughed up a 4.73 ERA. The bats are not the issue.
10
Allahu Alvarez 0–9–0 all-play 9–74–7 cats L 1–7
The floor. Nine category wins out of ninety and an 0–9 all-play, the worst week any team has had since Buckner’s Week 15 wipeout. TylerR won a single category against One Ball and got outscored everywhere else. A fifth-place roster does not get to have weeks like this.
See how this week moved the needle: Cumulative Power Rankings →
🏅 Updated Standings
RankTeamRecordPct
1It’s Always Sonny90–44–16.653
2Nick-fil-A82–56–12.587
3One Ball Two Strikes81–64–5.557
4Keanu Reeves75–68–7.523
5Allahu Alvarez72–67–11.517
6Ete Crow63–74–13.463
7The Buckner Boots64–75–11.463
8Rain City Bombers64–78–8.453
9Busch Latte62–80–8.440
10Day Old Rice47–94–9.343

Generated Jul 13 at 12:27 AM Pacific

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