Week 8
May 11–May 17

OBT comes in off back-to-back upsets of sim favorites: 9–1 over Busch and 8–2 over Allahu. Garth is now the cumulative #1 in cat wins. The rotation is still Yamamoto / Alcantara / Rodón on top with Burns, Yesavage, and Griffin behind, and the lineup is producing R (41 last week) and OBP (.381 last week) at the top of the league. Skubal IL hurts, but only on the K cat ceiling.

Hey Holmes! lost 7–3 to Rain City on a 4.48 ERA week. Bryce Harper, Pete Alonso, Dansby Swanson, Jose Altuve, and Brent Rooker headline the lineup. Crochet IL is the rotation hole; Jameson Taillon, Noah Cameron, MacKenzie Gore, Clay Holmes, and Dustin May still give Michael five startable arms. Hottest week from this roster is 8–2 over Buckner in Week 5; the floor has been low. Sim sees a 64% Hey win on the pitching depth alone.

Sonny just delivered a 7–0–2 all-play week with league-best ERA (2.29) and WHIP (1.03). Judge, Trea Turner, Riley, McGonigle, and now Tatis Jr. (from the trade) carry the lineup. Ragans and Woodruff IL stashes; Ohtani, Schlittler, King, and Roupp anchor active. Ashcraft also came over and immediately joins a deep rotation. The 5–4 win over Nick-fil-A was the closer matchup the team has played this year.

Buckner has gone 1–6–2, then 0–9 in two straight weeks. Logan Webb still IL, Framber Valdez still suspended, Taj Bradley still IL. Three startable SPs (Parker Messick, Chris Sale, Emerson Hancock) with Noah Schultz and Trevor Rogers waiting. Tucker, Bregman, CJ Abrams, and Jasson Domínguez are still the lineup spine. The 5 SV last week kept Michael from a 1–9. The sim still sees enough talent to hand them OBP and SV.

Nick-fil-A lost 5–4 to Sonny but posted a league-leading 93 K week and 6 QS. Mario’s lineup (Caminero, Wood, Caglianone, Goodman) was second in HR. Cole, Glasnow, and Helsley remain IL; Bubba Chandler, Davis Martin, Wrobleski, and Eduardo Rodriguez carry the rotation. The H2H loss did not match the all-play (6–3); roster strength is still real.

Rain City just landed Mike Trout and Abner Uribe in the only trade of the season, then went 7–3 over Hey Holmes! Skenes, deGrom, Imanaga, Nick Martinez, and Bryce Elder is a five-deep active rotation with Wheeler / Lugo / Lodolo / Meyer on bench. Lindor, Yelich, Roman Anthony, and Correa all on the IL means the lineup is leaning hard on the trade pickup. Sim now gives Rain City 66% on the pitching depth.

Keanu came back hard with an 8–2 win over Buckner: league-best K (97), HR (14), QS (7), and RBI (35). The rotation that imploded in Week 6 (Sánchez, Abbott, Williams) reset hard with Max Fried, Freddy Peralta, and Edward Cabrera on bench. Robert Jr. is still IL but Schwarber, Crow-Armstrong, Drake Baldwin, and Buxton are carrying the lineup. Duke Joe’s back in the contender tier.

Busch went 6–4 over Ete Crow on the strength of a 10 SB week, .348 OBP, and 4 QS from Kirby / Soriano / Bubic. The lineup (Suzuki, Bogaerts, Sal Stewart, Jazz Chisholm, Michael Busch, Luke Keaschall) is healthy. The rotation has six startable arms with Imai, Brown, and Bryce Miller all on IL. Sewald and De Los Santos are the only closers. Sim sees a true coin flip.

Ete Crow regressed from a 9–0 all-play sweep to a 4–6 loss to Busch in one week. The 61 cat wins dropped to 36. Joe Ryan, Tyler Mahle, Chase Dollander, Luzardo, and Payton Tolle make up the rotation; Nolan McLean, Bailey Ober, and Eury Pérez on bench. Boyd IL, Hader 60-day. The closer slot is the lingering problem (Tanner Scott is the only realistic SV bet).

Allahu lost 8–2 to OBT but the all-play (3–4–2) said the roster played a near-.500 week. League-leading 10 HR. The lineup (Walker, Yordan, Muncy, Witt Jr., Happ, Freeman) is healthy except for Kirk (IL). Muñoz / Domínguez / Varland is the league’s deepest closer group. With Pivetta and Steele on long IL, the rotation is Gilbert + Henderson + Jack Perkins on top of a deep bench of Bibee / Suarez / Gausman / Scott.