Week 9

Week 9
May 18–May 24

5 Matchups H2H Categories

🔎 Week 9 Preview — May 18–May 24

📚 Storylines to Watch

Sonny vs Keanu is the top-2 showdown the calendar was always going to deliver. Cumulative #1 (Sonny, 397 cat wins) meets #2 (Keanu, 400 cat wins). The sim has it 46% Sonny, 4.8–5.2 expected. Keanu just put up 16 HR and 7–0–2 all-play. Sonny just put up 75 K and a 0.93 WHIP. Cole Ragans and Brandon Woodruff still IL for Sonny, Max Fried still IL for Keanu. Closest predicted matchup of the week and the one most likely to flip the cumulative #1 spot.

Hey Holmes! has to prove the upset was real. Michael just rolled 8–1 all-play and 58 cat wins for the best week any team has had this season. Now he gets Ete Crow (3–5–1 last week) as the 38% underdog. Crochet is still IL. Clay Holmes is still IL. The lineup that ran a .345 OBP last week is intact and Arenado is on board for a full week. If Hey wins this, the 10th-place team becomes a real story. If they lose 4–6, it was variance.

OBT catches their first true reset matchup of the year. Three straight weeks beating sim favorites, then a 2–7 H2H L to Hey Holmes! Now Garth gets Nick-fil-A (off a 0–8–1 disaster) as the 60% favorite. Mario’s rotation is Latz, E-Rod, Wrobleski, Davis Martin, Burrows after Bassitt was dropped. Five IL pitchers (Cole, Glasnow, Snell, Helsley, Acuña). Sim sees this as the cleanest win on the board. If it isn’t, the OBT-versus-the-model storyline gets weirder.

Buckner finally favored. Big favorite. Sim has it 72% Buckner over Rain City, expected 5.9–4.1. Webb (IL), Bradley (IL), Strider (IL), Valdez still suspended, and Buckner is still a 72% favorite. The lineup is Murakami, CJ Abrams, Gunnar Henderson, Kyle Tucker, Yandy Díaz, Alex Bregman, Adley Rutschman, Brandon Nimmo. That’s deeper than the prior two weeks suggested. Rain City has Trout (0–0–0–0 last week), Lindor/Anthony/Caballero on IL, and is now leaning on the Skenes / deGrom rotation. Buckner needs this to climb out of the cellar.

Busch vs Allahu is the coin flip nobody is talking about. Sim 47% Busch, expected 4.9–5.1. Both teams sit 8th and 9th in the cumulative cats race and both just lost their H2H games. Busch led the league in SB (12) and OBP (.399) last week. Allahu hit .372 OBP and 39 R. The SV cat goes Allahu 84% because Edwin Díaz is still on the 60-day IL and Busch is running Paul Sewald at closer. The score is going to be a half-category off the prediction either way.

Matchup Breakdown

One Ball Two Strikes One Ball Two Strikes
vs
Nick-fil-A Nick-fil-A
Week 9 • May 18–May 24
54
One BallNick
29R40
8HR4
43RBI22
3SB10
.316OBP.332
1SV2
77K77
4.04ERA5.23
1.00WHIP1.42
7QS5

OBT comes off a 2–7 L to Hey Holmes! that broke the three-week sim-upset streak. Garth dropped Foster Griffin and Janson Junk and added Jack Flaherty over the weekend, which thickens the active rotation behind Yamamoto, Alcantara, Eovaldi. Sale Skubal still IL and Peña now on the 10-day, which trims the lineup ceiling. The bullpen behind Jansen, Bednar, and Megill is solid. The K and SV edges in this matchup are both over 80%.

Nick-fil-A is coming off a 0–8–1 all-play disaster, the worst week any team has posted this season. Mario dropped Chris Bassitt on Sunday night and the rotation now leans on Latz, E. Rodriguez, Wrobleski, Davis Martin, and Mike Burrows. Cole, Glasnow, Snell, Helsley, Acuña all on IL. The lineup with James Wood, Junior Caminero, Konnor Griffin, Brice Turang, and Daylen Lile is still real, and Mason Miller anchors a pretty solid closer corps. Sim sees them as the underdog on the strikeout gap alone.

RNick-fil-A slight edge (55%)
HRNick-fil-A lean (60%)
RBINick-fil-A slight edge (52%)
SBNick-fil-A edge (77%)
OBPNick-fil-A slight edge (51%)
KOBT edge (82%)
QSEven
ERAOBT lean (58%)
WHIPOBT lean (58%)
SVOBT edge (83%)
Prediction: One Ball Two Strikes 6–4. Sim says 60%. Nick-fil-A wins the offense cats almost across the board but the rotation can’t cover an 82% K gap. Garth bounces back from the Hey loss.
Rosters
One Ball Two Strikes
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
29976268480.364
CShea LangeliersATH
3512270.384
1BMatt OlsonATL
3714421.343
2BOtto LopezMIA
304218.369
3BJosΓ© RamΓ­rezCLE
3082420.353
SSBo BichetteNYM
245271.266
OFRiley GreeneDET
304241.419
OFJordan WalkerSTL
3715427.372
OFTaylor WardBAL
322141.410
UtilGeraldo PerdomoAZ
202168.347
UtilWillson ContrerasBOS
2410311.374
BNJarren DuranBOS
2362510.262
BNJeremy PeΓ±aHOU
6011.279
ILRyan JeffersMIN
267261.408
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
233314.111.1927
SPYoshinobu YamamotoLAD
0563.320.967
SPSandy AlcantaraMIA
0484.001.287
RPKenley JansenDET
7193.381.050
RPDavid BednarNYY
11284.911.590
PTrevor MegillMIL
5225.291.180
PFoster GriffinWSH
0544.021.184
PCasey MizeDET
0432.470.985
BNNathan EovaldiTEX
0613.651.146
BNCarlos RodΓ³nNYY
0174.151.460
BNTrey YesavageTOR
0291.071.072
BNChase BurnsCIN
0641.830.957
ILTarik SkubalDET
0452.700.955
NAKade AndersonNASEA
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SPZac GallenAZ
0404.801.442
SP,RPTrevor McDonaldSF
0214.761.012
Nick-fil-A
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
31075273570.346
CHunter GoodmanCOL
3011193.307
1BVinnie PasquantinoKC
195232.282
2BBrice TurangMIL
417309.416
3BJunior CamineroTB
3213270.358
SSKonnor GriffinPIT
2632012.323
OFJames WoodWSH
4413347.396
OFDaylen LileWSH
327264.320
OFRonald AcuΓ±a Jr.ATL
222117.356
UtilChase DeLauterCLE
197302.350
UtilBrayan RocchioCLE
244279.376
BNColt EmersonSEA
2130.250
2BCole YoungSEA
213262.324
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
244003.381.1220
SPBryan WooSEA
0553.510.987
SPRobbie RaySF
0504.281.324
RPMason MillerSD
16470.760.800
RPRico GarciaBAL
3260.840.560
PJacob LatzTEX
5211.900.590
PAndrew PainterPHI
0375.771.491
BNGerrit ColeNYY
020.000.831
BNDavis MartinCWS
0662.041.027
BNJustin WrobleskiLAD
0313.071.115
BNEduardo RodriguezAZ
0432.241.195
BNMichael McGreevySTL
0372.400.996
BNGriffin JaxTB
0243.541.360
ILHunter GreeneCIN
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ILTyler GlasnowLAD
0492.720.834
ILRyan HelsleyBAL
7152.531.310
SP,RPReid DetmersLAA
0615.071.293
SP,RPKyle LeahySTL
0424.441.581
SPCade CavalliWSH
0613.861.434
It’s Always Sonny It’s Always Sonny
vs
Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves
Week 9 • May 18–May 24
45
SonnyKeanu
32R26
6HR8
24RBI21
6SB5
.317OBP.326
2SV4
77K77
3.36ERA1.95
1.27WHIP1.00
8QS6

Sonny is the cumulative #1 in cat wins (397) with two straight elite weeks. The rotation, even with Ragans and Woodruff IL, just produced 75 K and a 0.93 WHIP. Aaron Judge (3 R, 0 HR last week) is the one bat that hasn’t fully clicked. Tatis Jr. and Ashcraft from the trade have integrated cleanly. Cal Raleigh and Wyatt Langford both on 10-day IL trims the lineup depth. The OBP edge and the rate-stat edges all sit in the 54–60% range.

Keanu is cumulative #2 in cat wins (400) and just dropped 16 HR / 34 RBI in a 7–3 H2H win. Schwarber is doing Schwarber things, Drake Baldwin and Colson Montgomery are both producing, Juan Soto added 2 HR / 2 SB. The closer trio (Chapman, Fairbanks, Soto) is the deepest in this matchup and the SV edge is at 72%. O’Hearn IL, Robert Jr. IL, Buxton DTD. Severino, Peralta, Taillon, Williams all healthy in the rotation. Max Fried still IL.

REven
HRKeanu slight edge (55%)
RBIEven
SBEven
OBPSonny lean (60%)
KKeanu slight edge (57%)
QSKeanu lean (60%)
ERASonny lean (57%)
WHIPSonny slight edge (54%)
SVKeanu edge (72%)
Prediction: Keanu Reeves 6–4. Sim says 54% and expected 4.8–5.2. The closer gap and Keanu’s HR/QS edges flip a few rate cats Sonny is favored in. Tightest sim line of the week.
Rosters
It’s Always Sonny
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
31083279580.343
CSamuel BasalloBAL
197180.325
1BNick KurtzATH
358376.444
2BFernando Tatis Jr.SD
1901612.319
3BAustin RileyATL
278313.288
SSTrea TurnerPHI
325169.283
OFAaron JudgeNYY
4016305.377
OFJackson ChourioMIL
7153.329
OFAndy PagesLAD
2910436.336
UtilKevin McGonigleDET
303177.393
UtilSpencer SteerCIN
297183.340
BNCal RaleighSEA
167182.243
ILWyatt LangfordTEX
9143.274
NACharlie CondonNACOL
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OFWilyer AbreuBOS
226203.353
OFMickey MoniakCOL
2112281.335
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
224022.681.0333
SPShohei Ohtani (Pitcher)LAD
0540.730.847
SPCam SchlittlerNYY
0751.500.867
RPJhoan DuranPHI
9231.841.090
RPRiley O'BrienSTL
13272.960.990
PMichael KingSD
0592.311.065
PSonny GrayBOS
0302.931.134
PMitch KellerPIT
0413.861.066
PRyne NelsonAZ
0465.191.193
BNBraxton AshcraftPIT
0652.891.036
BNLanden RouppSF
0613.271.155
BNEmmet SheehanLAD
0514.931.273
BNJared JonesPIT
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ILCole RagansKC
0454.841.423
ILBrandon WoodruffMIL
0253.601.032
SPShane McClanahanTB
0472.821.051
Keanu Reeves
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
27395265490.329
CDrake BaldwinATL
3913381.389
1BJosh NaylorSEA
1552212.313
2BNico HoernerCHC
2343010.345
3BMatt ChapmanSF
231160.313
SSZach NetoLAA
3610247.337
OFByron BuxtonMIN
3616264.319
OFGavin SheetsSD
209233.333
OFJackson MerrillSD
2441910.278
UtilKyle SchwarberPHI
3320361.344
UtilColson MontgomeryCWS
2413311.319
BNJuan SotoDTDNYM
2210215.390
ILRyan O'HearnPIT
277291.368
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
223113.041.0420
SPCristopher SΓ‘nchezPHI
0861.621.158
SPFreddy PeraltaNYM
0633.521.273
RPAroldis ChapmanBOS
12230.510.850
RPPete FairbanksMIA
6198.251.420
PGregory SotoPIT
4292.310.810
PDrew RasmussenTB
0453.191.004
PZebby MatthewsMIN
0111.380.772
PPeter LambertHOU
0353.571.083
BNMichael WachaKC
0552.701.038
BNGavin WilliamsCLE
0843.251.115
BNLuis SeverinoATH
0644.231.443
BNAndrew AbbottCIN
0383.971.463
ILEdward CabreraCHC
0474.001.354
ILMax FriedNYY
0503.211.016
Hey Holmes! Hey Holmes!
vs
Ete Crow Ete Crow
Week 9 • May 18–May 24
44
RomanceEte Crow
26R31
9HR7
35RBI22
3SB2
.285OBP.366
0SV0
78K59
3.91ERA3.83
1.21WHIP1.00
4QS4

Hey Holmes! is fresh off the best all-play week any team has posted this season (8–1, 58 cat wins). Crochet still IL, Clay Holmes still IL, but Soroka is active and the bench is Gore, Cease, May, Bradish, Cantillo, plus Will Warren. Arenado got a full week to integrate and Suarez took over the closer spot. Altuve NA and Suarez IL knock the lineup ceiling. The K edge sits at 75% on the rotation depth alone.

Ete Crow lost 4–5 to Allahu in a week the rotation actually pitched (3.00 ERA, 1.00 WHIP, 6 QS). Jace has Joe Ryan, Bailey Ober, Luzardo, Tolle, and Eury Pérez active. Tanner Scott and Raisel Iglesias share the closer load and the SV edge is at 83%. Elly De La Cruz, Vlad, Bellinger, Brandon Lowe, Salvador Perez carry the lineup. Hader still on 60-day IL. Matthew Boyd still IL.

REte slight edge (53%)
HREven
RBIEte slight edge (52%)
SBEte edge (86%)
OBPHey Holmes! lean (62%)
KHey Holmes! edge (75%)
QSEven
ERAEte slight edge (54%)
WHIPEte lean (60%)
SVEte edge (83%)
Prediction: Ete Crow 6–4. Sim says 62%. Hey Holmes! gets K, OBP, and a coin-flip QS. Ete takes everything that runs through the closer slot and most of the rate cats. Regression to the mean for the upset team.
Rosters
Romance Explosion
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
23480241260.317
CBen RiceNYY
3616332.383
1BBryce HarperPHI
3112314.364
2BAngel MartΓ­nezCLE
249268.287
3BEugenio SuΓ‘rezCIN
103110.298
SSMookie BettsLAD
10490.244
OFJulio RodrΓ­guezSEA
278215.322
OFBrent RookerATH
127252.284
OFTeoscar HernΓ‘ndezLAD
287311.349
UtilNolan ArenadoAZ
267271.350
UtilDansby SwansonCHC
307273.289
BNPete AlonsoBAL
2910322.312
BNChandler SimpsonTB
2601214.323
ILJose AltuveHOU
274121.326
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
152993.851.3316
SPMacKenzie GoreTEX
0554.781.332
SPReid DetmersLAA
0615.071.293
RPLucas ErcegKC
11173.261.450
RPRobert SuarezATL
4200.810.900
PKyle BradishBAL
0584.131.513
BNJ.T. GinnATH
0483.191.143
BNMichael SorokaAZ
0573.271.254
BNJoey CantilloCLE
0513.051.322
BNRandy VΓ‘squezSD
0452.961.194
BNDylan CeaseDTDTOR
0842.981.224
BNWill WarrenNYY
0623.611.183
ILClay HolmesNYM
0452.391.104
ILGarrett CrochetBOS
0376.301.473
SPLucas GiolitoSD
052.701.300
SPDustin MaySTL
0425.001.436
SPWalker BuehlerSD
0415.051.402
Ete Crow
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
28780278400.331
CSalvador PerezKC
188210.249
1BVladimir Guerrero Jr.DTDTOR
313224.377
2BOzzie AlbiesATL
348270.325
3BKazuma OkamotoTOR
2510270.296
SSElly De La CruzCIN
3712359.355
OFPete Crow-ArmstrongCHC
2762212.310
OFCody BellingerNYY
326325.382
OFRamΓ³n LaureanoSD
216205.297
UtilAlec BurlesonSTL
257352.365
UtilBrandon LowePIT
3013320.353
BNMickey MoniakCOL
2112281.335
OFJackson ChourioMIL
7153.329
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
153192.800.9619
SPBailey OberMIN
0403.631.074
SPMartΓ­n PΓ©rezATL
0382.851.001
RPTanner ScottLAD
4231.310.630
RPRaisel IglesiasATL
8190.000.700
PJesΓΊs LuzardoPHI
0664.851.315
PNolan McLeanNYM
0693.571.035
PBrad KellerPHI
3253.741.110
PPayton TolleBOS
0392.450.824
BNEury PΓ©rezMIA
0634.911.304
BNJoe RyanMIN
0613.020.976
BNShane McClanahanTB
0472.821.051
ILMatthew BoydCHC
0316.001.291
ILJosh HaderHOU
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Rain City Bombers Rain City Bombers
vs
The Buckner Boots The Buckner Boots
Week 9 • May 18–May 24
55
Rain CityBuckner
31R38
13HR10
36RBI40
6SB2
.301OBP.379
5SV3
51K66
4.79ERA4.61
1.32WHIP1.35
5QS2

Rain City tied Nick-fil-A 5–5 in a matchup the sim wanted them to win 6–4. The Trout addition went 0–0–0–0. Lindor, Roman Anthony, and Caballero all on IL. The lineup ceiling has shrunk. The Skenes / deGrom rotation is real and the K edge sits at 55%. Cade Smith piled 3 SV last week. Nasim Nuñez added on May 13 for SB cat insurance. Taylor still hasn’t lost an H2H game in three weeks.

Buckner went 3–4–2 last week and is now favored 72% over Rain City. Webb, Bradley, Strider all IL. Valdez still suspended. The rotation is Sale, Sasaki, Trevor Rogers in active slots with Hancock, Schultz, Messick, Ben Brown ready off the bench. The lineup, healthy, is Murakami, Tucker, Bregman, Gunnar, CJ Abrams, Yandy, Adley, Nimmo, Bleday, and now Ketel Marte on the bench. That’s top-3 in the league when everyone hits. Devin Williams anchors a closer corps that gets a 92% SV edge.

RBuckner edge (69%)
HRBuckner lean (68%)
RBIBuckner lean (60%)
SBRain City slight edge (54%)
OBPBuckner lean (67%)
KRain City slight edge (55%)
QSRain City slight edge (51%)
ERAEven
WHIPRain City lean (59%)
SVBuckner edge (92%)
Prediction: The Buckner Boots 6–4. Sim says 72%. Lineup edges plus closer dominance carry the matchup. Rain City gets the K race and the rate stats to keep it from being a blowout.
Rosters
Rain City Bombers
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
29081278600.329
CLiam HicksMIA
2411441.339
1BMiguel VargasCWS
3511308.370
2BMaikel GarciaKC
273184.321
3BManny MachadoSD
268241.271
SSJosΓ© CaballeroNYY
1841313.325
OFTyler SoderstromATH
225231.282
OFMike TroutLAA
3913275.402
OFMichael Harris IIATL
2311293.319
UtilIvan HerreraSTL
316252.393
UtilNasim NuΓ±ezWSH
2001522.290
BNChristian YelichMIL
143133.318
BNWill SmithLAD
174200.319
ILFrancisco LindorNYM
14252.314
ILRoman AnthonyBOS
12152.354
OFJorge SolerLAA
259300.302
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
243073.941.1219
SPPaul SkenesPIT
0653.000.825
SPJacob deGromTEX
0643.861.023
RPCade SmithCLE
17362.551.090
RPAbner UribeMIL
5194.421.150
PDennis SantanaPIT
2155.481.500
PShota ImanagaCHC
0613.381.046
PZack WheelerPHI
0361.670.825
PNick LodoloCIN
0117.201.530
BNMax MeyerMIA
0682.521.053
BNBryce ElderATL
0601.970.998
BNNick MartinezTB
0361.511.116
ILBlake SnellLAD
0512.002.670
The Buckner Boots
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
23774237230.347
CAdley RutschmanBAL
167260.321
1BMunetaka MurakamiCWS
3517360.380
2BKetel MarteAZ
298240.308
3BAlex BregmanCHC
224162.336
SSGunnar HendersonBAL
2610246.278
OFKyle TuckerLAD
344244.353
OFBrandon NimmoTEX
226181.350
OFJJ BledayCIN
146201.376
UtilCJ AbramsWSH
3311457.384
UtilA.J. EwingNYM
6142.386
BNYandy DΓ­azTB
278331.391
ILCorey SeagerTEX
227201.286
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
262463.791.3215
SPFramber ValdezDET
0454.581.406
SPParker MessickCLE
0642.451.024
RPBryan BakerTB
14252.531.030
RPDaniel PalenciaCHC
3111.861.450
PDevin WilliamsNYM
7254.321.440
PCaleb ThielbarCHC
2112.791.240
PTrevor RogersBAL
0336.871.663
BNRoki SasakiLAD
0434.931.422
BNTaj BradleyMIN
0592.771.175
BNChris SaleATL
0721.890.879
BNEmerson HancockSEA
0603.071.066
BNBen BrownCHC
1402.090.980
ILLogan WebbSF
0425.061.405
SPNoah SchultzCWS
0324.931.302
Busch Latte Busch Latte
vs
Allahu Alvarez Allahu Alvarez
Week 9 • May 18–May 24
45
BuschAlvarez
34R34
10HR14
34RBI31
5SB6
.402OBP.313
2SV3
68K57
2.94ERA1.16
1.04WHIP0.88
6QS3

Busch comes off a 3–7 L to Keanu in which Rose led the league in SB (12) and OBP (.399) but the rotation gave up 6.00 ERA. Hunter Brown and Edwin Díaz both on 60-day IL gutted the staff. George Kirby and Tatsuya Imai anchor the rotation now with Senzatela, Weathers, plus Strider, Bubic, Soriano, Harrison, Misiorowski waiting on the bench. Aranda from the trade gets his first full Busch week. Sewald is the closer and the SV cat looks bad.

Allahu just took down Ete 5–4 with 39 R and a .372 OBP. Bobby Witt Jr., Yordan, Christian Walker, Max Muncy, Dillon Dingler all hit. Gausman is the lone active starter; Logan Gilbert, Bibee, Ranger Suarez, Bryce Miller, Spencer Arrighetti all sit bench. Pivetta IL, Steele 60-day IL, Kirk IL. Muñoz at closer with Var land and Domingo backing him up gives them a real SV edge.

RBusch lean (57%)
HRBusch slight edge (55%)
RBIBusch slight edge (53%)
SBBusch lean (67%)
OBPEven
KAllahu slight edge (52%)
QSAllahu slight edge (57%)
ERABusch slight edge (52%)
WHIPAllahu slight edge (55%)
SVAllahu edge (84%)
Prediction: Allahu Alvarez 5–4. Sim says 53% Allahu and expected 4.9–5.1. Busch has the offense edges almost everywhere but Allahu’s SV cat is essentially free and the pitching rate stats squeak the win. Closest call on the board.
Rosters
Busch Latte
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
30077288590.357
CWilliam ContrerasMIL
284301.374
1BJonathan ArandaTB
288380.368
2BJazz Chisholm Jr.NYY
2251912.320
3BSal StewartCIN
32123410.352
SSJJ WetherholtSTL
369256.356
OFCorbin CarrollAZ
337266.387
OFRandy ArozarenaSEA
3652114.389
OFGeorge SpringerTOR
135132.291
UtilShohei Ohtani (Batter)LAD
338286.402
UtilMichael BuschCHC
204271.354
BNSeiya SuzukiCHC
227180.354
BNLuke KeaschallMIN
2211810.318
1B,OFLuke RaleySEA
1910271.338
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
151943.201.0110
SPGeorge KirbySEA
0553.541.216
SPTroy MeltonDET
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RPPaul SewaldAZ
12223.720.780
RPAntonio SenzatelaCOL
3261.130.780
PRyan WeathersNYY
0613.581.133
BNWalbert UreΓ±aLAA
0362.581.383
BNJosΓ© SorianoLAA
0742.441.076
BNSpencer StriderATL
0273.001.142
BNKyle HarrisonMIL
0591.771.073
BNTatsuya ImaiHOU
0218.311.790
BNJacob MisiorowskiMIL
0881.890.885
ILHunter BrownHOU
0170.841.031
ILEdwin DΓ­azLAD
41010.502.330
ILKris BubicKC
0514.111.234
SPConnor PrielippMIN
0304.031.171
Allahu Alvarez
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
30484279590.341
CDillon DinglerDET
199290.310
1BFreddie FreemanLAD
226232.362
2BXavier EdwardsMIA
376196.386
3BCasey SchmittSF
2210263.331
SSBobby Witt Jr.KC
2572316.365
OFOneil CruzPIT
36103316.316
OFBryan ReynoldsPIT
314323.377
OFIan HappCHC
3510202.350
UtilRafael DeversSF
206200.284
UtilChristian WalkerHOU
3013340.340
BNYordan AlvarezDTDHOU
3115311.415
BNMax MuncyDTDLAD
3612190.363
ILAlejandro KirkTOR
2120.227
OFHenry BolteATH
2033.368
OFCarson BengeNYM
253178.308
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
262183.461.1610
SPKevin GausmanTOR
0613.231.057
RPAndrΓ©s MuΓ±ozSEA
9324.581.270
RPLouis VarlandTOR
7400.651.080
PSeranthony DomΓ­nguezCWS
10224.821.290
PLogan GilbertSEA
0634.041.113
BNSpencer ArrighettiHOU
0401.321.203
BNLogan HendersonMIL
0302.741.041
BNTanner BibeeCLE
0523.751.255
BNConnelly EarlyBOS
0503.331.194
BNBryce MillerSEA
0101.641.000
BNRanger SuarezBOS
0432.401.013
ILNick PivettaSD
0244.501.130
ILJustin SteeleCHC
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Generated May 18 at 7:24 AM Pacific

📊 Week 9 Recap

Final Scores
One Ball Two Strikes
Garth W
Win
54
Final
Nick-fil-A
Mario
Loss
It’s Always Sonny
TylerV
Loss
45
Final
Keanu Reeves
Duke Joe
Win
Busch Latte
Rose
Loss
45
Final
Allahu Alvarez
TylerR
Win
Romance Explosion
Michael
Tie
44
Final
Ete Crow
Jace Allison
Tie
Rain City Bombers
Taylor
Tie
55
Final
The Buckner Boots
Michael
Tie
🎯 Prediction Results
MatchupPredictedActual
OBT vs Nick OBT 6–4 OBT 5–4 βœ“ Right team
Sonny vs Keanu Keanu 6–4 Keanu 5–4 βœ“ Right team
Romance vs Ete Ete 6–4 TIE 4–4 βœ— Missed
Rain City vs Buckner Buckner 6–4 TIE 5–5 βœ— Missed
Busch vs Allahu Allahu 5–4 Allahu 5–4 βœ“ Exact

3–2 on the week. 1 exact, 2 right-team. 2 ties the sim never priced in (Ete–Romance and Rain City–Buckner). The Buckner pick was the worst call at 72% sim confidence and ended in a 5–5 tie with Rain City. Ete was 62% to beat Romance and tied at 4–4–2. Allahu over Busch at 53% sim confidence was the only matchup where the model nailed the score exactly.

🏆 Biggest Win
Allahu Alvarez 5–4 over Busch Latte, with 8–0–1 all-play and 53 cat wins. TylerR was in 10th place going in and a 36% underdog on the sim line. The pitching staff posted a 1.16 ERA, 0.88 WHIP, 3 SV, all league bests of the week. The lineup hit 14 HR, also a league high. Casey Schmitt picked up off waivers on May 23 plugged into the 3B/SS depth. Yordan Alvarez and Max Muncy played through DTD designations and Allahu still ran the best all-play line of the year. From the basement to the top of the weekly board in one weekend.
💥 Choke of the Week
Ete Crow: 0–8–1 all-play, 28 cat wins, 4–4–2 tie with Romance Explosion. Jace was sitting in 7th place and the sim had him at 62% to beat the league’s worst weekly all-play roster from Week 8. Instead the offense disappeared: 7 HR, 22 RBI, 2 SB, and 4 QS. The rotation cleared a 3.83 ERA and 1.00 WHIP that should have been enough, but the bullpen recorded 0 saves (Lucas Erceg, on the Romance roster, owned the save the closer in Ete’s slot couldn’t get). Worst all-play week in the league. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. went DTD heading into the matchup and the offense never recovered.
🏆 Category Leaders
R
Nick-fil-A (40)
Nick-fil-A 40 R led the league. Mario’s lineup spent the week running: 10 SB (also league high) on top of the R total. The OBP was just .332 though and the rotation gave up 5.23 ERA / 1.42 WHIP. Win the R cat, lose the matchup.
HR
Allahu Alvarez (14)
14 HR led the league. TylerR’s lineup got home run contributions from across the order: 8 different bats homered. The 14 total was three clear of any other team and the cleanest HR win of the year.
RBI
One Ball Two Strikes (43)
43 RBI led the league behind JosΓ© RamΓ­rez, Jordan Walker, and Matt Olson driving in runs at the top of the order. Bo Bichette’s return to the active roster added another middle-of-the-order RBI threat.
SB
Nick-fil-A (10)
10 SB led the league by a wide margin. Mario’s speed group ran clean: only Caballero on Rain City had more individual SB output than the entire Nick lineup combined.
OBP
Busch Latte (.402)
.402 team OBP. Rose has now led OBP in two of the last three weeks. The lineup walks and gets on. The rotation has not been the problem either, with a 2.94 ERA. The HR and RBI cats killed the matchup against Allahu.
K
Romance Explosion (78)
78 K led the league by 1 over Sonny, OBT, and Keanu (all tied at 77). Mid-rotation depth from Detmers, Dustin May, and Kyle Bradish all chipping in. The Romance rotation that was a worry last week stepped up. The bats did not.
ERA
Allahu Alvarez (1.16)
1.16 staff ERA is the lowest single-week ERA any team has posted this season. Kevin Gausman led the rotation. Logan Gilbert, Spencer Strider working back, Hunter Brown still IL. Whatever was thrown got swung over.
WHIP
Allahu Alvarez (0.88)
0.88 staff WHIP. Sub-1.00 WHIP weeks are rare. Sub-0.90 weeks are once-a-season events. Louis Varland 2 SV / 14 K added to the dominance. The rate stats were untouchable.
QS
It’s Always Sonny (8)
8 quality starts led the league. TylerV got steady work from the rotation behind Cam Schlittler, Michael King, Sonny Gray, and Mitch Keller. With Cal Raleigh and Wyatt Langford both on the IL, the pitching kept the matchup tight. 4–5 anyway because Keanu hit 8 HR to Sonny’s 6.
SV
Rain City Bombers (5)
5 SV led the league. Taylor’s closer group fired: Cade Smith 3 SV, plus 2 more from Lucas Erceg, Devin Williams, and Pete Fairbanks chipping in. The 5-5 tie with Buckner had nothing to do with the closer slot.
🔥 Over/Under-Performers

Over: Allahu Alvarez’s entire pitching staff (1.16 ERA, .88 WHIP, 3 SV) wildly outran any Steamer projection on the slate. Spencer Steer (added to It’s Always Sonny on May 19) and Samuel Basallo (May 18) both delivered Week 1 contributions on a Sonny roster that lost Cal Raleigh to the IL. Keanu Reeves’ Gavin Sheets pickup (May 18) gave Duke Joe a usable OF bat with Drake Baldwin on the IL. Cade Smith locked down 3 SV for Rain City to lead the league. Foster Griffin came back to OBT and contributed in the K cat.

Under: Kyle Schwarber went 0–0–0–0 on the Keanu Reeves bench after carrying them in Week 8 with 4 HR / 9 RBI. Mookie Betts also went 0–0–0–0 for Romance Explosion. Ian Happ a 0-fer for Allahu (one of the few stat lines they could afford). Luke Raley dropped from Busch Latte on May 22 after a 0-stat week. Ete Crow’s offense as a whole disappeared: 7 HR and 22 RBI on what was supposed to be a favored matchup.

🎯 Move of the Week

Allahu Alvarez churning the bottom of the roster (Casey Schmitt on May 23, Carson Benge May 22, Henry Bolte out). TylerR was in 10th place. The lineup needed a fresh body and the rotation was already in good shape. Casey Schmitt added on Saturday only got a day-and-a-half of action but kept the IF depth in usable condition while Max Muncy played through a DTD. Carson Benge plugged in for an OF spot. The team went 8–0–1 all-play, won the H2H 5–4 over Busch Latte, and posted the lowest weekly ERA in the league. Honorable mention: Keanu Reeves picking up Gavin Sheets on May 18 to backfill OF while Drake Baldwin sat on IL. The pickup that nobody noticed at the time turned into a Week 9 H2H win over the first-place team.

🔥 Week 9 All-Play Power Rankings
Rankings based on all-play record: how each team would have done against all 9 other opponents this week, not just the one they actually faced. 90 total category decisions per team.
Elite Tier
1
Allahu Alvarez 53–33–4 cats 8–0–1 all-play W 5–4
8–0–1 all-play, 53 cat wins, 5–4 H2H over Busch. League-best ERA (1.16), WHIP (.88), and HR (14). The cumulative cat total (392) finally moved out of the cellar. Best weekly all-play line by any team in 2026. From 10th place to weekly champ.
2
Busch Latte 55–29–6 cats 7–1–1 all-play L 4–5
7–1–1 all-play, 55 cat wins, 5–4 H2H L to Allahu. Rose ran league-best .402 OBP and a 2.94 ERA. Won 5 cats outright. Lost 4 to Allahu’s historic pitching week. Honest #2 of the week and the rare matchup where both teams had elite all-play lines.
Contenders
3
Keanu Reeves 45–36–9 cats 6–1–2 all-play W 5–4
6–1–2 all-play, 45 cat wins, 5–4 H2H W over Sonny. League-best 1.95 ERA among teams that pitched a full slate. Duke Joe handed the league leader his first H2H loss in three weeks. Drake Baldwin on IL, Juan Soto DTD, Gavin Sheets a value add.
4
It’s Always Sonny 45–38–7 cats 5–3–1 all-play L 4–5
5–3–1 all-play, 45 cat wins, 4–5 H2H L to Keanu. The QS cat (8) and the K cat (77) carried the rotation. Cal Raleigh and Wyatt Langford both IL bit into the offense. First H2H loss in three weeks but still league leaders in cumulative cat wins by a hair.
5
One Ball Two Strikes 43–40–7 cats 5–4–0 all-play W 5–4
5–4 all-play, 43 cat wins, 5–4 H2H W over Nick-fil-A. Garth got league-best 43 RBI behind JosΓ© RamΓ­rez and Jordan Walker. Zac Gallen got dropped Sunday for Foster Griffin. Skubal still IL. Wild week to be in 3rd place with 4 wins on the season.
Middle of the Pack
6
Rain City Bombers 41–45–4 cats 3–4–2 all-play T 5–5
3–4–2 all-play, 41 cat wins, 5–5 tie with Buckner. Cade Smith 3 SV led the league. The 13 HR was a season high for the team. Lindor and Roman Anthony still IL. Tie was a moral win for a roster everyone expected to lose.
7
The Buckner Boots 42–45–3 cats 2–4–3 all-play T 5–5
2–4–3 all-play, 42 cat wins, 5–5 tie with Rain City. The sim said 72% Buckner; reality said 5–5. Lineup was solid (38 R, 10 HR, 40 RBI) but the rotation (4.61 ERA, 1.35 WHIP, 2 QS) couldn’t close. Webb and Seager still IL.
8
Nick-fil-A 37–46–7 cats 1–6–2 all-play L 4–5
1–6–2 all-play, 37 cat wins, 4–5 H2H L to OBT. Hunter Greene 60-day IL, Tyler Glasnow IL, Andrew Painter added off waivers. Mario won 4 cats (R, SB, OBP, SV) but a 5.23 ERA and 1.42 WHIP killed the matchup. Second straight week in the cellar of all-play.
Cellar Dwellers
9
Romance Explosion 32–54–4 cats 0–6–3 all-play T 4–4
0–6–3 all-play, 32 cat wins, 4–4–2 tie with Ete. Michael 1 dropped the Hey Holmes! name and went from Week 8 weekly champ to dead last in all-play in one weekend. The lineup vanished (26 R, .285 OBP). Jose Altuve and Dylan Cease both DTD/IL.
10
Ete Crow 28–55–7 cats 0–8–1 all-play T 4–4
0–8–1 all-play, 28 cat wins, 4–4–2 tie with Romance. Worst weekly all-play line in the league this week. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. DTD, Mickey Moniak IL. The offense disappeared and the bullpen recorded 0 SV. From contender (Week 8 rank 5) to last (Week 9).
See how this week moved the needle: Cumulative Power Rankings →
🏅 Updated Standings
#TeamOwnerWLT
1Keanu ReevesDuke Joe53343
2It’s Always SonnyTylerV522810
3One Ball Two StrikesGarth W51363
4Nick-fil-AMario46359
5Rain City BombersTaylor40473
6The Buckner BootsMichael39438
7Ete CrowJace Allison38457
8Allahu AlvarezTylerR34506
9Romance ExplosionMichael33507
10Busch LatteRose33516
Teams
Weeks
Week 1 — Mar 25–Mar 29
Week 2 — Mar 30–Apr 5
Week 3 — Apr 6–Apr 12
Week 4 — Apr 13–Apr 19
Week 5 — Apr 20–Apr 26
Week 6 — Apr 27–May 3
Week 7 — May 4–May 10
Week 8 — May 11–May 17
Week 9 — May 18–May 24
Week 10 — May 25–May 31
Week 11 — Jun 1–Jun 7
Week 12 — Jun 8–Jun 14
Week 13 — Jun 15–Jun 21
Week 14 — Jun 22–Jun 28
Week 15 — Jun 29–Jul 5