Week 13

Week 13
Jun 15–Jun 21

5 Matchups H2H Categories

🔎 Week 13 Preview — Jun 15–Jun 21

📚 Storylines to Watch

The injury bug is the real story of Week 13. The two best records in the league are both compromised: It’s Always Sonny plays without Aaron Judge and Cal Raleigh, and Nick-fil-A’s pitching staff has been gutted by IL stints for Hunter Greene, Tyler Glasnow, and Ryan Helsley. The model has both teams as underdogs, which is how the standings leader and the second seed end up sweating a week against the bottom of the league.

Upset alert. Romance Explosion, last in the standings at 38–73–9, is the model’s favorite over second-place Nick-fil-A. The entire case is pitching volume: Nick projects to get shut out in saves (8%) and strikeouts (10%) with his staff in tatters. If it holds, it is the upset of the season.

Rain City Bombers are the hottest team nobody drafted to contend. A 9–0 all-play week, a 6–4 win, and the league’s best ERA (2.63) and quality-start total (7) have Taylor surging up the power rankings, all the way from last to seventh in a single week. Now they draw Ete Crow, owners of the worst week in the league. The arms-versus-arms mismatch is stark.

Allahu Alvarez has been the weekly destroyer of contenders, but the model is finally fading TylerR. With Oneil Cruz on the IL and closer Andrés Muñoz day-to-day, the speed and save edges that fuel his streaming machine are dented, and Buckner draws edges in eight of ten categories. Regression, or just a bad draw? Week 13 answers it.

Sonny versus Busch is the coin flip of the week. The standings leader, missing two MVP-caliber bats, against a 9th-place Busch side that owns the batting categories on paper but cannot keep anyone healthy either. The model splits it 54–46, and the strikeout column may decide the whole thing.

Matchup Breakdown

One Ball Two Strikes One Ball Two Strikes
vs
Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves
Week 13 • Jun 15–Jun 21
37
One BallKeanu
25R34
3HR18
17RBI42
2SB5
.291OBP.297
3SV1
65K67
3.40ERA4.94
1.24WHIP1.35
4QS6

Garth comes off a 4–6 loss to Rain City and now draws a buzzsaw without José Ramírez, who landed on the 10-day IL. The bats can still mash, they hit a league-high 17 homers last week, but losing JRam narrows the R and RBI edges and Casey Mize on the IL thins the rotation. A tough draw at a bad time.

Duke Joe is humming: a 6–3 win last week and league-leading totals in K (85) and SV (5). Josh Naylor is day-to-day and Max Fried is still on the IL, but the strikeout and save edges are real and the model makes Keanu a clear favorite. Freddy Peralta and the bullpen do the heavy lifting.

RKeanu Reeves lean (60%)
HRKeanu Reeves edge (72%)
RBIKeanu Reeves lean (60%)
SBKeanu Reeves edge (68%)
OBPKeanu Reeves slight edge (53%)
KKeanu Reeves lean (59%)
QSKeanu Reeves lean (61%)
ERAOne Ball Two Strikes slight edge (54%)
WHIPOne Ball Two Strikes lean (55%)
SVKeanu Reeves lean (64%)
Prediction: Keanu Reeves 6–4. Garth without José Ramírez is a notch short, and Duke Joe’s K and SV edges carry it.
Rosters
One Ball Two Strikes
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
407116382580.341
CShea LangeliersATH
4919401.333
1BMatt OlsonATL
5320512.343
2BOtto LopezMIA
4753215.364
3BBo BichetteNYM
398421.295
SSGeraldo PerdomoAZ
3542711.356
OFJarren DuranBOS
37123711.266
OFRiley GreeneDET
378331.377
OFJordan WalkerSTL
46185810.347
UtilWillson ContrerasBOS
3616441.383
UtilJeremy PeñaHOU
286185.345
BNTaylor WardBAL
463202.390
ILJosé RamírezCLE
42103324.339
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
324183.351.0931
SPYoshinobu YamamotoLAD
0862.650.8711
SPTarik SkubalDET
0573.021.025
RPDavid BednarNYY
14383.521.340
RPKenley JansenDET
9224.001.110
PTrevor MegillMIL
9374.001.070
PNathan EovaldiTEX
0834.231.177
PChase BurnsCIN
0952.011.028
BNTrey YesavageTOR
0533.761.163
BNCarlos RodónNYY
0413.501.253
BNCasey MizeDET
0522.581.015
BNSandy AlcantaraMIA
0774.181.2411
NAKade AndersonNASEA
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Keanu Reeves
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
416157418540.338
CDrake BaldwinATL
4114391.368
1BRyan O'HearnPIT
3311411.340
2BNico HoernerCHC
2843512.313
3BMatt ChapmanSF
357410.330
SSZach NetoLAA
53163711.328
OFJackson MerrillSD
3283114.278
OFKyle SchwarberPHI
4928491.368
OFJuan SotoNYM
3617386.397
UtilByron BuxtonMIN
5224407.333
UtilColson MontgomeryCWS
3620451.320
BNJosh NaylorSEA
2883313.313
CDalton RushingLAD
218220.344
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
297053.851.2537
SPWalker BuehlerSD
0653.961.323
SPJack PerkinsATH
3496.151.390
RPAroldis ChapmanBOS
14290.830.970
RPGregory SotoPIT
11373.160.960
PZebby MatthewsMIN
0344.781.185
PFreddy PeraltaNYM
0834.831.394
PCristopher SánchezPHI
01211.801.0912
PAndrew AbbottCIN
0643.831.426
BNMartín PérezATL
0562.781.072
BNDrew RasmussenTB
0842.590.888
BNGavin WilliamsCLE
01033.831.136
BNMichael WachaKC
0723.641.1710
ILMax FriedNYY
0503.211.016
SP,RPShane DrohanMIL
1473.401.171
SPEdward CabreraCHC
0615.211.404
SPBubba ChandlerPIT
0694.621.382
SP,RPGriffin JaxTB
0463.671.310
It’s Always Sonny It’s Always Sonny
vs
Busch Latte Busch Latte
Week 13 • Jun 15–Jun 21
27
SonnyBusch
36R33
12HR14
35RBI43
3SB9
.392OBP.393
1SV1
73K68
4.18ERA3.14
1.23WHIP1.10
7QS9

The standings leader is limping in. Cal Raleigh and Aaron Judge are both on the 10-day IL, gutting the lineup, and Cole Ragans is out too. What’s left is the pitching: the model gives Sonny an 82% edge in K and slight edges in WHIP and QS. TylerV wins this on the mound or not at all.

Rose is coming off an 8–2 win and owns the batting categories on paper, with edges in R, HR, RBI, SB, and OBP. The catch is health: Seiya Suzuki, Randy Arozarena, and José Soriano are all day-to-day, and the bullpen is thin with Edwin Díaz and Hunter Brown on the 60-day IL. If the bats are active, Busch can steal it.

RBusch Latte slight edge (54%)
HRBusch Latte lean (58%)
RBIBusch Latte lean (59%)
SBBusch Latte lean (57%)
OBPBusch Latte lean (61%)
KIt’s Always Sonny edge (82%)
QSIt’s Always Sonny slight edge (53%)
ERABusch Latte slight edge (50%)
WHIPIt’s Always Sonny slight edge (54%)
SVIt’s Always Sonny slight edge (52%)
Prediction: It’s Always Sonny 6–4. A genuine coin flip the model leans 54% to Sonny: Busch holds more of the thin category leans, but Sonny’s enormous strikeout edge and a couple of close-ratio wins tip it. With Judge and Raleigh out, this is far closer than the standings suggest.
Rosters
It’s Always Sonny
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
386101342750.327
CCal RaleighSEA
177202.264
1BNick KurtzATH
5418587.437
2BFernando Tatis Jr.SD
3222618.347
3BAustin RileyATL
318364.289
SSTrea TurnerPHI
4672215.278
OFJackson ChourioMIL
2910295.358
OFAndy PagesLAD
4315577.316
OFWyatt LangfordTEX
185134.310
UtilKevin McGonigleDET
476269.389
UtilJac CaglianoneKC
3210243.341
ILAaron JudgeNYY
4317385.375
NAJoshua BaezNASTL
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SSWilly AdamesSF
3713311.270
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
365552.941.0751
SPShohei Ohtani (Pitcher)LAD
0781.470.8810
SPCam SchlittlerNYY
01091.710.8910
RPJhoan DuranPHI
18371.820.970
RPRiley O'BrienSTL
18323.731.210
PBraxton AshcraftPIT
0973.181.109
PSonny GrayBOS
0553.121.188
PDustin MaySTL
0753.751.149
PEmmet SheehanLAD
0724.761.205
BNShane BazBAL
0764.041.365
BNLanden RouppSF
0894.151.296
BNMichael KingSD
0733.601.196
BNFoster GriffinWSH
0803.321.117
BNBrandon WoodruffMIL
0253.601.032
ILCole RagansKC
0454.841.423
Busch Latte
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
387111377630.356
CWilliam ContrerasMIL
416431.351
1BJonathan ArandaTB
3712510.378
2BSal StewartCIN
40145311.346
3BJazz Chisholm Jr.NYY
39113121.314
SSJJ WetherholtSTL
4610318.365
OFCorbin CarrollAZ
4613429.369
OFGeorge SpringerTOR
248216.313
OFSeiya SuzukiCHC
3510310.358
UtilShohei Ohtani (Batter)LAD
5216436.416
UtilDominic CanzoneDTDSEA
2711311.354
BNMichael BuschCHC
318422.377
ILRandy ArozarenaSEA
4773319.377
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
214652.941.0733
SPGeorge KirbySEA
0794.101.318
SPHunter BrownHOU
0241.101.041
RPPaul SewaldAZ
18323.180.740
PJacob MisiorowskiMIL
01381.450.7510
PBrandon YoungBAL
0443.181.256
PSlade CecconiCLE
0654.601.403
PKeider MonteroDET
0503.671.025
BNKyle HarrisonMIL
0872.501.066
BNWalbert UreñaLAA
0642.411.316
BNTroy MeltonDET
0192.560.953
BNRyan WeathersNYY
0894.131.135
BNJosé SorianoLAA
0983.031.276
ILEdwin DíazLAD
41010.502.330
ILKris BubicKC
0514.111.234
SP,RPAntonio SenzatelaCOL
3332.231.070
Nick-fil-A Nick-fil-A
vs
Romance Explosion
Week 13 • Jun 15–Jun 21
46
NickRomance
20R32
6HR14
25RBI33
2SB1
.270OBP.317
2SV1
56K57
5.02ERA3.49
1.27WHIP1.29
7QS4

Mario’s pitching has fallen apart. Hunter Greene and Tyler Glasnow are on the 60-day IL, Ryan Helsley is on the 15-day, and the model now projects Nick to get buried in SV (8%) and K (10%). The bats still profile well, with edges in R, SB, and OBP, but a staff this thin is a problem against anyone.

The last-place roster is somehow the model’s favorite here, and it is entirely about pitching volume: Romance projects to dominate SV and K against Nick’s depleted staff. Brent Rooker and Teoscar Hernández are on the IL so the bats are light, but the arms are enough to flip this one.

RNick-fil-A slight edge (54%)
HRRomance Explosion slight edge (55%)
RBIRomance Explosion lean (58%)
SBNick-fil-A edge (73%)
OBPNick-fil-A lean (61%)
KRomance Explosion edge (90%)
QSRomance Explosion edge (68%)
ERARomance Explosion slight edge (54%)
WHIPRomance Explosion slight edge (51%)
SVRomance Explosion edge (92%)
Prediction: Romance Explosion 6–4. The upset of the week on paper: Nick’s gutted bullpen hands Romance the pitching categories. Romance holds the edge in seven categories, but several are thin, so it is a 6–4, not a romp.
Rosters
Nick-fil-A
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
395122350480.333
CHunter GoodmanCOL
4621395.313
1BRoyce LewisMIN
187214.284
2BBrice TurangMIL
55114612.373
3BJunior CamineroTB
4415340.378
SSColt EmersonSEA
136161.290
OFJames WoodWSH
68204813.399
OFDaylen LileWSH
428377.312
OFKyle StowersMIA
237271.314
UtilCurtis MeadWSH
3311343.343
UtilJoc PedersonTEX
289250.335
BNKonnor GriffinPIT
3042214.327
ILRonald Acuña Jr.ATL
3172215.373
OFColton CowserBAL
257232.321
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
403653.491.1818
SPDavis MartinCWS
0833.311.199
SPKai-Wei TengHOU
0584.311.341
RPMason MillerSD
20610.870.810
RPRyan HelsleyBAL
7175.111.620
PJacob LatzTEX
13361.510.590
BNGerrit ColeNYY
0242.571.003
BNMichael McGreevySTL
0533.351.159
BNBryan WooSEA
0883.941.009
BNKodai SengaNYM
0289.001.881
BNRobbie RaySF
0744.071.334
BNEduardo RodriguezAZ
0652.451.238
BNJustin WrobleskiLAD
0502.721.018
ILHunter GreeneCIN
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ILTyler GlasnowLAD
0492.720.834
SPZac GallenAZ
0526.101.633
SPPeter LambertHOU
0583.231.115
Romance Explosion
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
382116342430.317
CBen RiceNYY
5421522.383
1BBryce HarperPHI
5016435.367
2BJose AltuveHOU
338201.313
3BEugenio SuárezCIN
167250.274
SSMookie BettsLAD
268191.280
OFJulio RodríguezSEA
41143710.309
OFBraden MontgomeryCWS
4140.243
OFZack GelofATH
3711308.341
UtilPete AlonsoBAL
4617492.330
UtilWilli CastroCOL
325325.353
ILBrent RookerATH
2010292.281
ILTeoscar HernándezLAD
307312.348
SSDansby SwansonCHC
438319.292
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
204783.861.3222
SPMacKenzie GoreTEX
0924.071.305
SPLucas GiolitoSD
0164.561.790
RPLucas ErcegKC
12235.601.870
RPRobert SuarezATL
4260.560.840
PDylan CeaseTOR
01102.711.195
PRandy VásquezSD
0594.171.404
PReid DetmersLAA
01003.681.007
PTony SantillanCIN
4275.461.500
BNJ.T. GinnATH
0733.161.216
BNMichael SorokaAZ
0793.071.097
BNKyle BradishBAL
0854.001.516
BNWill WarrenNYY
0843.451.335
BNShane BieberTOR
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ILGarrett CrochetBOS
0376.301.473
SP,RPJavier AssadCHC
0253.891.001
Ete Crow Ete Crow
vs
Rain City Bombers Rain City Bombers
Week 13 • Jun 15–Jun 21
64
Ete CrowRain City
35R33
12HR7
34RBI29
4SB6
.348OBP.393
6SV1
39K68
4.63ERA6.39
1.40WHIP1.55
2QS3

Jace is reeling after an 0-category shutout last week and now plays without Elly De La Cruz (10-day IL), with Vladimir Guerrero Jr. day-to-day. The model still gives Ete the HR, RBI, and SV edges, so the bats and bullpen can keep it interesting, but the rotation that managed one quality start last week has to show up.

Taylor is the hottest team in the league after a 9–0 all-play week and a 6–4 win, with the league’s best ERA (2.63) and QS (7). Francisco Lindor is on the IL, but Nick Martinez and Paul Skenes anchor a rotation that is carrying everything right now. The model likes Rain City to keep rolling.

RRain City Bombers lean (60%)
HREte Crow slight edge (51%)
RBIEte Crow lean (58%)
SBRain City Bombers edge (84%)
OBPRain City Bombers edge (70%)
KRain City Bombers lean (55%)
QSRain City Bombers edge (70%)
ERAEte Crow slight edge (54%)
WHIPRain City Bombers slight edge (51%)
SVEte Crow edge (76%)
Prediction: Rain City Bombers 6–4. Taylor’s rotation is the best story in the league right now and Ete’s pitching is the worst. The arms decide it.
Rosters
Ete Crow
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
406114408460.335
CSalvador PerezKC
2710270.250
1BVladimir Guerrero Jr.TOR
424315.365
2BOzzie AlbiesATL
5012401.335
3BKazuma OkamotoTOR
3816450.310
SSEzequiel DuranTEX
315385.335
OFPete Crow-ArmstrongCHC
47164018.363
OFCody BellingerNYY
4611498.369
OFBrandon MarshPHI
409357.349
UtilAlec BurlesonSTL
3913542.344
UtilBrandon LowePIT
4618490.327
ILElly De La CruzCIN
40123710.346
ILMickey MoniakCOL
2112281.335
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
314462.931.0526
SPJesús LuzardoPHI
0974.201.317
SPJoe RyanMIN
0992.991.009
RPTanner ScottLAD
9382.320.710
RPRaisel IglesiasATL
15281.481.070
PJosh HaderHOU
4111.290.430
PCade CavalliWSH
0824.071.465
PBrad KellerPHI
3314.151.350
PPayton TolleBOS
0602.931.065
BNKumar RockerTEX
0564.171.413
BNShane McClanahanTB
0693.331.231
BNNolan McLeanNYM
0973.671.097
BNEury PérezMIA
0724.601.264
ILMatthew BoydCHC
0316.001.291
Rain City Bombers
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
396107361760.343
CLiam HicksMIA
4013531.359
1BMiguel VargasCWS
51164410.354
2BNasim NuñezWSH
3002427.315
3BManny MachadoSD
3413411.256
SSJosé CaballeroNYY
2872616.317
OFTyler SoderstromATH
3913401.342
OFChristian YelichMIL
355245.349
OFMike TroutLAA
5417367.394
UtilIvan HerreraSTL
509325.401
UtilMichael Harris IIATL
3514413.340
BNMaikel GarciaKC
323305.326
BNWill SmithLAD
236230.338
ILFrancisco LindorNYM
14252.314
ILRoman AnthonyBOS
12152.354
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
294902.951.0545
SPPaul SkenesPIT
01072.860.938
SPShota ImanagaCHC
0844.261.066
RPCade SmithCLE
24512.381.060
RPAbner UribeMIL
5293.621.170
PNick MartinezTB
0502.601.168
PStephen KolekKC
0342.681.035
PBryce ElderATL
0733.151.1410
PZack WheelerPHI
0622.010.858
BNJacob deGromTEX
0983.591.036
BNMax MeyerMIA
01022.801.165
BNNick LodoloCIN
0326.121.592
ILBlake SnellLAD
0512.002.670
Allahu Alvarez Allahu Alvarez
vs
The Buckner Boots The Buckner Boots
Week 13 • Jun 15–Jun 21
82
AlvarezBuckner
37R27
11HR8
36RBI32
3SB1
.405OBP.333
7SV2
70K52
3.32ERA2.89
0.93WHIP0.94
4QS5

TylerR is red-hot, an 8–1 win and a league-best 1.09 WHIP last week, but the model is fading him here. Oneil Cruz is on the 10-day IL and closer Andrés Muñoz is day-to-day, which dents both the speed and the saves. Even the hottest team draws a tough matchup eventually.

Michael’s other roster gets the nod almost everywhere, with edges in eight categories, though several are thin. Munetaka Murakami is on the IL and Corey Seager is day-to-day, but Kyle Tucker and a steady pitching staff give Buckner the broad-based edge. After a quiet 1–8 all-play week, this projects as a bounce-back.

RThe Buckner Boots lean (62%)
HRThe Buckner Boots slight edge (55%)
RBIAllahu Alvarez slight edge (50%)
SBThe Buckner Boots lean (58%)
OBPThe Buckner Boots lean (62%)
KThe Buckner Boots edge (71%)
QSThe Buckner Boots edge (67%)
ERAThe Buckner Boots slight edge (53%)
WHIPAllahu Alvarez slight edge (51%)
SVThe Buckner Boots lean (64%)
Prediction: The Buckner Boots 6–4. The model fades the hot hand: Buckner holds the edge in eight categories, but enough are thin that this is a 6–4, not a blowout. Regression watch for Allahu.
Rosters
Allahu Alvarez
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
392133389270.356
CDillon DinglerDET
3917530.337
1BFreddie FreemanLAD
4212402.364
2BCasey SchmittSF
3416417.322
3BMax MuncyLAD
4716300.370
SSXavier EdwardsMIA
4362611.370
OFYordan AlvarezHOU
5224551.424
OFBryan ReynoldsPIT
5010485.400
OFCole CarriggCOL
7381.356
UtilRafael DeversSF
3511360.302
UtilChristian WalkerHOU
4318520.313
BNIan HappCHC
5216374.337
BNBobby Witt Jr.DTDKC
40103228.368
ILOneil CruzPIT
45144421.350
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
463333.471.2012
SPConnelly EarlyBOS
0793.641.276
SPLogan GilbertSEA
0923.431.036
RPAndrés MuñozSEA
12395.471.440
RPLouis VarlandTOR
15570.860.930
PSeranthony DomínguezCWS
12313.671.190
PYoendrys GómezMIN
7353.751.310
BNSpencer ArrighettiHOU
0683.131.205
BNRanger SuarezBOS
0752.931.125
BNTanner BibeeCLE
0784.031.188
BNKevin GausmanTOR
0894.041.138
BNBryce MillerSEA
0431.580.702
ILNick PivettaSD
0244.501.130
ILLogan HendersonMIL
0302.741.041
The Buckner Boots
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
357104384410.345
CAdley RutschmanBAL
268400.329
1BYandy DíazTB
3712481.401
2BKetel MarteAZ
4112440.313
3BAlex BregmanCHC
366252.343
SSCJ AbramsWSH
49165612.366
OFKyle TuckerLAD
446406.335
OFJJ BledayCIN
2813352.361
OFA.J. EwingNYM
142127.338
UtilGunnar HendersonBAL
4116386.291
UtilJake BauersMIL
4113465.372
BNBrandon NimmoTEX
297262.329
BNSam AntonacciCWS
364199.393
ILMunetaka MurakamiCWS
4320411.378
ILCorey SeagerTEX
259241.284
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
313663.341.1524
SPBen BrownCHC
1651.850.943
SPLogan WebbSF
0653.461.158
RPBryan BakerTB
19331.840.920
RPEmerson HancockSEA
0813.601.028
PDevin WilliamsNYM
11385.181.560
PTaj BradleyMIN
0844.111.325
BNRoki SasakiLAD
0704.761.293
BNParker MessickCLE
0912.701.105
BNGage JumpATH
0262.370.993
BNFramber ValdezDET
0674.091.358
BNChris SaleATL
0992.141.059
ILDaniel PalenciaCHC
3192.701.380

Generated Jun 15 at 7:32 AM Pacific

📊 Week 13 Recap

Final Scores
The Buckner Boots
Michael
Loss
28
Final
Allahu Alvarez
TylerR
Win
It’s Always Sonny
TylerV
Loss
27
Final
Busch Latte
Rose
Win
One Ball Two Strikes
Garth W
Loss
37
Final
Keanu Reeves
Duke Joe
Win
Nick-fil-A
Mario
Loss
46
Final
Romance Explosion
Michael
Win
Rain City Bombers
Taylor
Loss
46
Final
Ete Crow
Jace Allison
Win
🎯 Prediction Results
MatchupPredictedActual
OBT vs KeanuKeanu Reeves 6–4Keanu Reeves 7–3✓ Right team
Sonny vs BuschIt’s Always Sonny 6–4Busch Latte 7–2✗ Badly missed
Nick vs RomanceRomance Explosion 6–4Romance Explosion 6–4✓ Exact
Ete vs Rain CityRain City Bombers 6–4Ete Crow 6–4✗ Missed
Allahu vs BucknerThe Buckner Boots 6–4Allahu Alvarez 8–2✗ Badly missed

2–of–5 on the winners, and both correct calls were the chalk: Keanu over One Ball and the exact Romance 6–4. The model whiffed every time it tried to be clever. The worst miss was Allahu Alvarez, explicitly flagged for regression and picked to lose 6–4, who instead detonated for an 8–2 win and the best all–play week in the league. Taking It’s Always Sonny over Busch and then watching Busch win 7–2 was the runner–up miss.

🏆 Biggest Win
Allahu Alvarez 8–2 over The Buckner Boots, the widest margin of the week. TylerR won eight of ten categories, and the only two he dropped were pitching ratios decided by a hair: a 2.89 ERA to his 3.32 and a 5–4 edge in quality starts. Everywhere else it was a wipeout. Allahu led the entire league this week in runs (37), OBP (.405), saves (7), and WHIP (0.93), and added 70 strikeouts and 11 homers for good measure. When one roster leads all ten teams in four separate categories in the same week, the head–to–head opponent is just a formality.
💥 Choke of the Week
Nick-fil-A is the number-two seed and just turned in the worst week any team had: 0–9 all-play. Mario was beaten on paper by all nine opponents, posted a league-low 23 category wins, and then lost the one matchup that counted too, 4–6 to a Romance Explosion side that itself went just 2–6–1 all-play. A .270 OBP and a 5.02 ERA in the same week is how a contender looks like a cellar team for seven days. Second place has rarely felt this fraudulent.
🏆 Category Leaders
R
Allahu Alvarez (37)
Allahu pushed a league-high 37 runs across in its 8–2 demolition of Buckner.
HR
Keanu Reeves (18)
Keanu cleared a league-best 18 long balls, the power core of a comfortable 7–3 win.
RBI
Busch Latte (43)
Busch drove in a league-high 43, the engine of an 8–0–1 all-play week.
SB
Busch Latte (9)
Busch swiped a league-most 9 bags, adding speed to a lineup that led the week in RBI too.
OBP
Allahu Alvarez (.405)
Allahu posted a .405 clip, the only team over .400 and tops in the league.
SV
Allahu Alvarez (7)
Allahu banked a league-high 7 saves, locking down the back end on the way to four category titles.
K
It’s Always Sonny (73)
Sonny fanned a league-best 73 hitters, the lone bright spot in a brutally unlucky 2–7 loss.
ERA
The Buckner Boots (2.89)
Buckner ran a league-best 2.89 ERA and still lost 2–8, the definition of a bad draw.
WHIP
Allahu Alvarez (0.93)
Allahu was the only staff under 1.00, a microscopic 0.93 WHIP that nobody came close to.
QS
Busch Latte (9)
Busch racked up a league-high 9 quality starts, the spine of its 7–2 upset of the top seed.
🔥 Over/Under-Performers

Over: Busch Latte was picked to lose, then posted the second-best week in the league, 8–0–1 all-play with only 16 cat losses, and beat the first-place team 7–2 with league-highs in RBI, SB, and QS. Allahu Alvarez was flagged for regression and instead led the league in four categories on the way to the best all-play week of the bunch (8–0–1) and an 8–2 win. It’s Always Sonny had the third-best week in the league (7–2 all-play, league-high 73 K) and has nothing to show for it.

Under: Nick-fil-A, the number-two seed, cratered to 0–9 all-play with a league-low 23 cat wins and lost 4–6. Rain City Bombers were the model’s darling and the arms imploded: a 6.39 ERA and 1.55 WHIP, the worst pitching week in the league, in a 4–6 loss. One Ball Two Strikes managed a league-low 3 homers and 17 RBI in a punchless 3–7 defeat.

🎯 Move of the Week

Busch Latte’s quiet climb. Rose sits eighth in the standings and just posted the second-best week in the league: 8–0–1 all-play, a 1.10 WHIP, and league-highs in RBI (43), steals (9), and quality starts (9), then turned all of it into a 7–2 takedown of the first-place team. No flashy waiver bomb required, just a roster firing on every cylinder at once. Honorable mention: Allahu Alvarez led the entire league in four categories in the same seven days.

🔥 Week 13 All-Play Power Rankings
Rankings based on all-play record: how each team would have done against all 9 other opponents this week, not just the one they actually faced. 90 total category decisions per team.
Elite Tier
1
Allahu Alvarez 8–0–1 all-play 68–19–3 cats W 8–2
The best week in the league and it was not close. 68 cat wins, 8–0–1 all-play, and a head-to-head 8–2 to match. Led the entire field in runs, OBP, saves, and WHIP in the same week. TylerR turned an honest matchup into a formality.
2
Busch Latte 8–0–1 all-play 66–16–8 cats W 7–2
Eighth in the standings, second-best week in the league. 8–0–1 all-play with just 16 cat losses all week, then drew the first-place team and won 7–2 anyway. League-highs in RBI, SB, and QS. The record says cellar; the week said contender.
Contender Tier
3
It’s Always Sonny 7–2–0 all-play 55–28–7 cats L 2–7
The cruelest draw of the week. Sonny posted the third-best week in the league at 7–2 all-play and 55 cat wins, led everyone with 73 strikeouts, and got nothing for it: drew red-hot Busch Latte and lost 2–7. Still the number-one seed, just unlucky this time.
4
Keanu Reeves 6–3–0 all-play 47–39–4 cats W 7–3
A clean, businesslike week that cashed. 6–3 all-play, a league-best 18 homers, and a comfortable 7–3 win over One Ball. Duke Joe did not lead many categories but stacked enough edges to never sweat the matchup.
5
Ete Crow 4–4–1 all-play 40–49–1 cats W 6–4
An even week that found a win. 4–4–1 all-play and underwater on cat wins (40–49), but Jace drew Rain City and won the pitching ratios to take it 6–4. Six saves and a 4.63 ERA that looked sparkling next to Rain City’s 6.39.
Middle Tier
6
The Buckner Boots 4–5–0 all-play 40–48–2 cats L 2–8
Better than the scoreline. Buckner went 4–5 all-play with a league-best 2.89 ERA, then ran into the Allahu buzzsaw and lost 2–8. Michael’s pitching was legitimately strong; the draw was not.
7
Romance Explosion 2–6–1 all-play 30–52–8 cats W 6–4
The luckiest team of the week. Romance went just 2–6–1 all-play, eighth-best of the ten, but drew the 0–9 Nick-fil-A side and walked off with a 6–4 win. A real win in the standings, a mirage on the power board.
8
Rain City Bombers 2–7–0 all-play 30–53–7 cats L 4–6
The arms betrayed them. 2–7 all-play and a brutal 6.39 ERA with a 1.55 WHIP, the worst pitching week in the league. Taylor’s bats kept it interesting with a .393 OBP and 68 K, but you cannot give back ERA and WHIP like that and win.
Cellar Tier
9
One Ball Two Strikes 2–7–0 all-play 28–59–3 cats L 3–7
A quiet, punchless week. 2–7 all-play, just 28 cat wins, and a 3–7 loss to Keanu. The pitching held up (3.40 ERA, 1.24 WHIP) but the bats vanished: a league-low 3 homers and 17 RBI. Garth needs the lineup to wake up.
10
Nick-fil-A 0–9–0 all-play 23–64–3 cats L 4–6
The faceplant of the week. The number-two seed went 0–9 all-play, dead last, with a league-low 23 cat wins, then lost the real matchup 4–6 too. A .270 OBP and a 5.02 ERA in the same week is how a contender looks like a cellar team for seven days.
See how this week moved the needle: Cumulative Power Rankings →
🏅 Updated Standings
RankTeamRecordPct
1It’s Always Sonny71–35–14.650
2Nick-fil-A63–46–11.571
3Keanu Reeves65–49–6.567
4One Ball Two Strikes63–53–4.542
5Allahu Alvarez60–52–8.533
6The Buckner Boots52–57–11.479
7Rain City Bombers51–63–6.450
8Busch Latte50–63–7.446
9Ete Crow43–65–12.408
10Romance Explosion38–73–9.354

Generated Jun 22 at 12:28 AM Pacific

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