Week 14

Week 14
Jun 22–Jun 28

5 Matchups H2H Categories

🔎 Week 14 Preview – Jun 22–Jun 28

📚 Storylines to Watch

The marquee matchup is It’s Always Sonny against Allahu Alvarez: the number-one seed, fresh off a fluky 2–7 loss, against the hottest roster in the league. Allahu just posted the best all-play week of the season at 8–0–1 and draws Sonny without Aaron Judge. If the top seed is going to be caught, weeks like this are how it starts.

The IL is the real headline of Week 14. José Ramírez, Aaron Judge, Ronald Acuña Jr., Mike Trout, Francisco Lindor, Brent Rooker, Teoscar Hernández, Elly De La Cruz, and Corey Seager are all sidelined. Half the league’s star power is in street clothes, and the teams that backfill best will steal categories the projections cannot fully price in.

Nick-fil-A sits second in the standings and just turned in the worst week any team has had this year, a 0–9 all-play wipeout. Now it draws a red-hot Keanu side while missing Acuña, Greene, and Glasnow, and the model gives Mario a single category. Second place is about to feel a lot more precarious.

The bottom of the bracket is sorting itself out with the playoffs in view. Busch Latte and The Buckner Boots are both favored despite sitting eighth and sixth, while a gutted Rain City and a luck-fueled Romance try to keep pace. In a six-team playoff field, none of these results are throwaways.

Matchup Breakdown

One Ball Two Strikes One Ball Two Strikes
vs
Ete Crow Ete Crow
Week 14 • Jun 22–Jun 28
55
One BallEte Crow
28R25
6HR9
22RBI38
6SB4
.337OBP.271
3SV5
65K69
3.38ERA3.34
1.12WHIP1.28
3QS2

One Ball comes in off a quiet 3–7 loss to Keanu, and it gets tougher before it gets easier: José Ramírez is on the 10-day IL, pulling a chunk of the runs, power, and steals out of Garth’s lineup. The pitching is the calling card here, a staff that posted a 1.24 WHIP last week, and the model leans on it. OBP and the ratios are where One Ball holds the edge.

Ete Crow stole a 6–4 from Rain City last week on the back of six saves, but the roster is banged up: Elly De La Cruz and Mickey Moniak are both on the 10-day IL, gutting the speed and a piece of the offense, while Eury Pérez, Brad Keller, and Matthew Boyd are all shelved. Jace still profiles to take the power and counting categories, but the margins are razor-thin.

ROne Ball Two Strikes lean (59%)
HREte Crow lean (57%)
RBIEte Crow lean (57%)
SBEte Crow lean (56%)
OBPOne Ball Two Strikes edge (68%)
KEven
QSEte Crow slight edge (54%)
ERAOne Ball Two Strikes slight edge (52%)
WHIPOne Ball Two Strikes slight edge (54%)
SVEte Crow lean (62%)
Prediction: Toss-up, 5–5. One Ball’s ratios against Ete’s bats, and with Ramírez and Elly both on the IL the model cannot separate them (One Ball 52%).
Rosters
One Ball Two Strikes
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
447115390540.355
CShea LangeliersATH
4919432.332
1BMatt OlsonATL
5320522.340
2BOtto LopezMIA
5263616.370
3BBo BichetteNYM
4410461.298
SSGeraldo PerdomoAZ
3752811.356
OFRiley GreeneDET
409341.382
OFJordan WalkerSTL
47185810.343
OFTaylor WardBAL
535222.389
UtilJeremy PeñaHOU
336218.360
UtilWillson ContrerasBOS
3917501.377
BNJarren DuranBOS
38123812.255
ILJosé RamírezCLE
42103324.339
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
353013.471.1020
SPYoshinobu YamamotoLAD
0902.670.8912
SPTarik SkubalDET
0663.320.995
RPDavid BednarNYY
16393.271.270
RPKenley JansenDET
9224.261.160
PTrevor MegillMIL
10383.601.000
PCarlos RodónNYY
0463.701.283
BNChase BurnsCIN
01122.361.088
BNNathan EovaldiTEX
01013.951.169
BNTrey YesavageTOR
0583.561.173
BNSandy AlcantaraMIA
0814.011.2412
BNCasey MizeDET
0582.951.075
NAKade AndersonNASEA
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Ete Crow
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
477136488610.332
CSalvador PerezKC
2910300.242
1BVladimir Guerrero Jr.TOR
454346.352
2BOzzie AlbiesATL
5112441.329
3BKazuma OkamotoTOR
4319530.322
SSElly De La CruzDTDCIN
41123810.338
OFPete Crow-ArmstrongCHC
50174518.360
OFCody BellingerNYY
46114910.365
OFBrandon MarshPHI
4612418.351
UtilAlec BurlesonSTL
4213572.351
UtilBrandon LowePIT
5120560.320
BNMickey MoniakCOL
2212301.322
1B,2B,3B,SS,OFEzequiel DuranTEX
336416.325
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
345182.991.0227
SPJesús LuzardoPHI
01104.001.308
SPJoe RyanMIN
01083.181.039
RPTanner ScottLAD
11402.180.700
RPRaisel IglesiasATL
16291.371.060
PJosh HaderHOU
7170.820.360
PShane McClanahanTB
0733.301.222
PNolan McLeanNYM
01064.031.127
PMatthew BoydCHC
0355.021.361
BNEury PérezMIA
0734.411.224
BNSean BurkeCWS
0873.711.214
BNPeter LambertHOU
0643.281.175
BNPayton TolleBOS
0692.781.027
It’s Always Sonny It’s Always Sonny
vs
Allahu Alvarez Allahu Alvarez
Week 14 • Jun 22–Jun 28
81
SonnyAlvarez
38R33
7HR5
22RBI27
8SB2
.318OBP.317
5SV5
113K63
2.20ERA4.96
0.93WHIP1.20
9QS3

The number-one seed got mugged last week, a 2–7 loss to Busch despite a league-best 73 strikeouts, the kind of result that is pure bad-draw variance. Now Sonny is shorthanded: Aaron Judge is on the 10-day IL, and Cole Ragans (60-day) and Brandon Woodruff (15-day) are long gone. Even so, the strikeout volume and team speed are real separators in this one.

Allahu is the hottest team in the league, fresh off the best all-play week of the season (8–0–1) and an 8–2 demolition of Buckner behind league-best marks in OBP, saves, and WHIP. Bobby Witt Jr. is day-to-day and worth watching, and Oneil Cruz is on the 10-day IL, but the model still hands TylerR the power categories and a big saves edge.

RIt’s Always Sonny slight edge (54%)
HRAllahu Alvarez lean (55%)
RBIAllahu Alvarez lean (62%)
SBIt’s Always Sonny edge (73%)
OBPAllahu Alvarez slight edge (53%)
KIt’s Always Sonny edge (83%)
QSIt’s Always Sonny lean (57%)
ERAIt’s Always Sonny slight edge (51%)
WHIPEven
SVAllahu Alvarez edge (71%)
Prediction: It’s Always Sonny 6–4. The strikeout and steal edges carry the top seed, but a red-hot Allahu owning homers, RBI, and saves keeps it to a one-category swing (Sonny 59%).
Rosters
It’s Always Sonny
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
407105365750.331
CCal RaleighSEA
198212.261
1BNick KurtzATH
5919647.424
2BFernando Tatis Jr.SD
3533019.346
3BKevin McGonigleDET
5062811.391
SSTrea TurnerPHI
5272415.284
OFJackson ChourioMIL
3311316.346
OFAndy PagesLAD
4915588.326
OFJac CaglianoneDTDKC
3914303.337
UtilRafael DeversSF
3814430.300
UtilAustin RileyATL
338364.293
BNWyatt LangfordTEX
238206.324
ILBrendan DonovanSEA
9381.386
ILAaron JudgeNYY
4317385.375
NAJoshua BaezNASTL
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PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
456543.291.1450
SPShohei Ohtani (Pitcher)LAD
0861.580.9011
SPCam SchlittlerNYY
01181.620.9210
RPJhoan DuranPHI
20441.630.940
RPRiley O'BrienSTL
19334.051.200
PSonny GrayBOS
0662.951.199
PMichael KingSD
0783.331.167
PBrandon WoodruffMIL
0353.000.893
PEmmet SheehanLAD
0765.321.305
BNBraxton AshcraftPIT
01073.071.0910
BNFoster GriffinWSH
0982.931.049
BNDustin MaySTL
0774.301.209
BNLanden RouppSF
0954.071.297
ILEmilio PagánCIN
6116.431.430
SPShane BazBAL
0814.311.385
RPAlex LangeKC
6375.091.530
Allahu Alvarez
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
622188582850.354
CDillon DinglerDET
4219580.333
1BFreddie FreemanLAD
4713442.380
2BXavier EdwardsMIA
4562911.379
3BMax MuncyLAD
5016351.362
SSBobby Witt Jr.KC
41103228.365
OFIan HappCHC
5517414.336
OFBryan ReynoldsPIT
5511525.402
OFYordan AlvarezHOU
5725561.427
UtilPaul GoldschmidtNYY
3114401.353
UtilChristian WalkerHOU
4418530.309
BNCasey SchmittDTDSF
3716427.316
ILOneil CruzPIT
45144421.350
OFHenry BolteATH
1421210.388
1BRafael DeversSF
3814430.300
OFCole CarriggCOL
113111.369
OFCarson BengeNYM
4493011.320
SSDansby SwansonCHC
48114610.291
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
563713.461.169
SPLogan GilbertSEA
01073.421.017
RPAndrés MuñozSEA
15464.911.330
RPLouis VarlandTOR
16590.820.930
PSeranthony DomínguezCWS
12334.451.340
PYoendrys GómezMIN
7353.551.260
PBryce MillerSEA
0541.970.722
PAlex LangeKC
6375.091.530
BNSpencer ArrighettiHOU
0754.001.295
BNKevin GausmanTOR
0934.361.198
BNConnelly EarlyBOS
0883.591.257
BNTanner BibeeCLE
0813.781.149
BNRanger SuarezBOS
0842.831.146
ILNick PivettaSD
0244.501.130
ILLogan HendersonMIL
0302.741.041
Nick-fil-A Nick-fil-A
vs
Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves
Week 14 • Jun 22–Jun 28
72
NickKeanu
33R29
19HR4
39RBI18
1SB3
.302OBP.299
5SV2
70K76
3.06ERA3.71
1.13WHIP1.31
6QS6

Nick-fil-A is the number-two seed coming off the worst week any team had this season, 0–9 all-play, and the injury sheet is brutal: Ronald Acuña Jr. and Konnor Griffin on the 10-day IL, Hunter Greene and Tyler Glasnow both on the 60-day. That is a pile of production and rotation missing, and it shows up in the projections, where Mario is an underdog in nine of ten categories.

Keanu rolls in off a clean 7–3 win over One Ball with a league-high 18 homers, and the only injury of note is Max Fried (15-day IL). Duke Joe owns this matchup on paper: huge edges in strikeouts, saves, and quality starts, with the power and OBP on his side too.

RKeanu Reeves lean (58%)
HRKeanu Reeves edge (66%)
RBIKeanu Reeves lean (56%)
SBNick-fil-A slight edge (52%)
OBPKeanu Reeves lean (63%)
KKeanu Reeves edge (78%)
QSKeanu Reeves edge (69%)
ERAKeanu Reeves lean (55%)
WHIPKeanu Reeves slight edge (53%)
SVKeanu Reeves edge (85%)
Prediction: Keanu Reeves 6–4. Keanu holds the edge in nine of ten categories, but several are thin leans, so this lands a 6–4 rather than the blowout the all-play board would suggest (Keanu 79%).
Rosters
Nick-fil-A
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
439136390640.328
CHunter GoodmanCOL
5225475.312
1BCurtis MeadWSH
3614393.321
2BBrice TurangMIL
58114713.360
3BJunior CamineroTB
5121470.377
SSKonnor GriffinPIT
3152314.333
OFJames WoodWSH
70204913.381
OFKyle StowersMIA
258321.320
OFDylan CrewsWSH
205173.263
UtilRoyce LewisMIN
207225.289
UtilJoc PedersonTEX
3212280.342
BNColt EmersonSEA
157171.292
ILRonald Acuña Jr.ATL
3172215.373
OFDaylen LileWSH
448397.308
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
453513.191.1713
SPRobbie RaySF
0803.701.285
SPBrady SingerCIN
0594.811.514
RPMason MillerSD
21660.790.790
RPRyan HelsleyBAL
8214.111.430
PJacob LatzTEX
16401.850.670
BNDavis MartinCWS
0903.001.1810
BNGerrit ColeNYY
0344.061.223
BNMichael McGreevySTL
0573.121.1410
BNBryan WooSEA
0924.261.049
BNJavier AssadCHC
0304.041.041
BNJustin WrobleskiLAD
0532.711.019
BNEduardo RodriguezAZ
0702.271.219
ILHunter GreeneCIN
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ILTyler GlasnowLAD
0492.720.834
SP,RPJoey CantilloCLE
0853.871.354
Keanu Reeves
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
422152413560.333
CDrake BaldwinATL
4214391.342
1BRyan O'HearnPIT
3511461.337
2BNico HoernerCHC
3543612.315
3BMatt ChapmanSF
357420.329
SSZach NetoLAA
57173911.322
OFJackson MerrillSD
3483116.272
OFKyle SchwarberPHI
5229521.370
OFJuan SotoNYM
3817396.399
UtilByron BuxtonMIN
5625437.329
UtilColson MontgomeryCWS
3820461.318
BNJosh NaylorSEA
2883314.313
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
276673.551.2050
SPGavin WilliamsCLE
01113.821.146
SPDrew RasmussenTB
0892.620.889
RPAroldis ChapmanBOS
16301.901.230
RPGregory SotoPIT
11403.931.080
PCristopher SánchezPHI
01272.131.1112
PAndrew AbbottCIN
0703.901.416
PWalker BuehlerSD
0703.811.313
PTrevor RogersBAL
0614.991.316
BNFreddy PeraltaNYM
0884.531.374
BNMartín PérezATL
0603.001.132
BNZebby MatthewsMIN
0394.561.206
BNMichael WachaKC
0843.311.1412
ILMax FriedNYY
0503.211.016
SPMitch KellerPIT
0694.891.328
Romance Explosion Romance Explosion
vs
The Buckner Boots The Buckner Boots
Week 14 • Jun 22–Jun 28
28
RomanceBuckner
30R31
9HR8
35RBI32
3SB5
.318OBP.346
1SV2
51K65
6.31ERA2.28
1.56WHIP1.03
2QS5

Romance Explosion backed into a 6–4 win over Nick last week on a 2–6–1 all-play line, the luckiest draw of the week, and now the bill comes due. Brent Rooker and Teoscar Hernández are both on the 10-day IL, and the rotation is thin with Garrett Crochet and Shane Bieber on the 60-day. Michael still profiles to win strikeouts, but not a lot beyond that.

Buckner ran a league-best 2.89 ERA last week and lost anyway, swept aside 2–8 by Allahu, a bad draw more than a bad team. Corey Seager (7-day) and Munetaka Murakami (10-day) are banged up, but the model likes Buckner across the board here, with edges in eight categories including runs, OBP, and a near-lock on saves.

RThe Buckner Boots edge (67%)
HRRomance Explosion slight edge (52%)
RBIThe Buckner Boots slight edge (51%)
SBThe Buckner Boots edge (73%)
OBPThe Buckner Boots edge (69%)
KRomance Explosion lean (62%)
QSThe Buckner Boots lean (59%)
ERAThe Buckner Boots lean (57%)
WHIPThe Buckner Boots lean (55%)
SVThe Buckner Boots edge (89%)
Prediction: The Buckner Boots 6–4. Buckner owns eight categories but a handful are coin flips, so Romance’s strikeouts and a stray ratio keep it to a 6–4 (Buckner 74%).
Rosters
Romance Explosion
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
417124373410.329
CBen RiceNYY
5622532.367
1BBryce HarperPHI
5519505.379
2BJose AltuveHOU
368211.311
3BEugenio SuárezDTDCIN
188290.276
SSMookie BettsLAD
3011251.292
OFJulio RodríguezSEA
43143911.311
OFBraden MontgomeryCWS
10280.302
OFWilli CastroCOL
366336.346
UtilPete AlonsoBAL
5218562.343
UtilJung Hoo LeeSF
415305.355
BNTeoscar HernándezLAD
307312.348
ILBrent RookerATH
2010292.281
2B,3B,OFZack GelofATH
4011298.336
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
276413.921.2632
SPJ.T. GinnATH
0783.151.227
SPWill WarrenNYY
0843.751.365
RPPete FairbanksMIA
12326.751.330
RPClayton BeeterWSH
6283.201.300
PRobert SuarezATL
4260.560.840
PDylan CeaseTOR
01283.021.245
PRandy VásquezSD
0604.561.464
PReid DetmersLAA
01123.881.067
BNMacKenzie GoreTEX
0974.051.256
BNNoah CameronKC
0754.501.335
BNShane BieberTOR
029.822.450
BNKyle BradishBAL
0943.641.457
ILMichael SorokaAZ
0793.071.097
ILGarrett CrochetBOS
0376.301.473
RPTony SantillanCIN
5285.231.390
SPEdward CabreraCHC
0655.101.404
The Buckner Boots
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
415116417500.348
CCarter JensenKC
3911431.312
1BYandy DíazDTDTB
4412521.417
2BKetel MarteAZ
4314481.315
3BSam AntonacciCWS
3942211.390
SSCJ AbramsWSH
51175713.363
OFJJ BledayCIN
2913353.348
OFJake BauersMIL
4614485.377
OFKyle TuckerLAD
457446.334
UtilGunnar HendersonBAL
4516396.294
UtilBrandon NimmoTEX
348293.331
BNA.J. EwingNYM
163178.354
BNAlex BregmanCHC
386272.338
BNCorey SeagerTEX
2810251.290
ILMunetaka MurakamiCWS
4320411.378
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
322562.991.1117
SPChris SaleATL
0992.141.059
SPEmerson HancockSEA
0813.601.028
RPBryan BakerTB
21351.950.870
RPDevin WilliamsNYM
11414.281.500
BNFramber ValdezDET
0774.051.339
BNLogan WebbSF
0763.091.0610
BNRoki SasakiLAD
0724.881.333
BNTaj BradleyMIN
0913.981.286
BNGage JumpATH
0352.040.963
BNParker MessickCLE
01012.671.056
ILBen BrownCHC
1651.850.943
ILDaniel PalenciaCHC
3192.701.380
Rain City Bombers Rain City Bombers
vs
Busch Latte Busch Latte
Week 14 • Jun 22–Jun 28
55
Rain CityBusch
20R32
6HR9
23RBI30
8SB2
.335OBP.318
2SV0
47K66
3.21ERA4.52
1.05WHIP1.41
3QS6

Rain City’s lineup is decimated: Mike Trout, Francisco Lindor, Will Smith, Roman Anthony, and Liam Hicks are all on the 10-day IL, and Blake Snell is on the 60-day. Even with IL backfills, that is a staggering amount of production to replace, and after a 6.39 ERA in last week’s loss the arms are not bailing anyone out. The model has Taylor as a heavy underdog in the power categories.

Busch Latte is quietly the second-hottest team in the league, an 8–0–1 all-play week capped by a 7–2 takedown of the top seed, with league-highs in RBI, steals, and quality starts. Edwin Díaz (60-day) and Randy Arozarena (10-day) are out, but Rose has the lineup firing: dominant edges in runs, homers, and RBI, plus a near-lock on saves.

RBusch Latte edge (80%)
HRBusch Latte edge (80%)
RBIBusch Latte edge (80%)
SBRain City Bombers lean (56%)
OBPBusch Latte lean (60%)
KBusch Latte lean (56%)
QSBusch Latte slight edge (54%)
ERARain City Bombers slight edge (52%)
WHIPRain City Bombers lean (58%)
SVBusch Latte edge (94%)
Prediction: Busch Latte 6–4. Busch owns the power and saves in a rout-on-paper, but Rain City’s steals and one ratio keep it off a sweep (Busch 80%).
Rosters
Rain City Bombers
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
36290324830.334
CIvan HerreraSTL
5310355.401
1BMiguel VargasCWS
54185010.358
2BNasim NuñezWSH
3102732.320
3BManny MachadoSD
3814431.270
SSFrancisco LindorNYM
15272.305
OFTyler SoderstromDTDATH
4113411.343
OFJosé CaballeroNYY
3182818.312
OFChristian YelichMIL
365255.335
UtilGabriel MorenoAZ
266264.362
UtilMichael Harris IIATL
3714425.333
BNMaikel GarciaKC
323305.320
BNMike TroutLAA
5417367.394
ILLiam HicksMIA
4013531.359
ILWill SmithLAD
236230.338
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
306273.561.1747
SPPaul SkenesPIT
01143.100.978
SPJacob deGromTEX
01063.551.037
RPCade SmithCLE
25563.131.180
RPAbner UribeMIL
5313.261.120
PNick MartinezTB
0582.661.159
PStephen KolekNAKC
0344.151.195
PMax MeyerMIA
01072.601.116
PBryce ElderATL
0834.011.2310
BNZack WheelerPHI
0742.030.869
BNShota ImanagaCHC
0884.401.056
BNKeider MonteroDET
0563.390.997
ILBlake SnellLAD
0512.002.670
SPNick LodoloCIN
0385.591.522
Busch Latte
BATTING
RHRRBISBOBP
TOTALS
441119412840.358
CWilliam ContrerasMIL
469501.366
1BJonathan ArandaTB
4213570.391
2BJazz Chisholm Jr.NYY
42123324.309
3BSal StewartCIN
43155711.341
SSJJ WetherholtSTL
4912348.358
OFCorbin CarrollAZ
4813439.365
OFSeiya SuzukiCHC
3812350.352
OFRandy ArozarenaSEA
4883619.376
UtilShohei Ohtani (Batter)LAD
5817466.412
UtilGeorge SpringerTOR
278216.307
BNDominic CanzoneDTDSEA
2912331.350
BNMichael BuschCHC
339442.373
PITCHING
SVKERAWHIPQS
TOTALS
183872.681.0427
SPGeorge KirbySEA
0843.941.349
SPHunter BrownHOU
0281.401.191
RPPaul SewaldAZ
18334.030.860
RPKyle HarrisonMIL
0962.571.046
PJacob MisiorowskiMIL
01461.450.7711
BNAndre PallanteSTL
0683.831.236
BNTroy MeltonDET
0252.390.854
BNBrandon YoungBAL
0573.111.306
BNWalbert UreñaLAA
0693.141.346
BNRyan WeathersNYY
0953.951.146
BNJosé SorianoLAA
01023.321.326
ILEdwin DíazLAD
41010.502.330
ILKris BubicKC
0514.111.234

Generated Jun 22 at 7:35 AM Pacific

📊 Week 14 Recap

Final Scores
Allahu Alvarez
TylerR
Loss
18
Final
It’s Always Sonny
TylerV
Win
Romance Explosion
Michael
Loss
28
Final
The Buckner Boots
Michael
Win
Keanu Reeves
Duke Joe
Loss
27
Final
Nick-fil-A
Mario
Win
One Ball Two Strikes
Garth W
Tie
55
Final
Ete Crow
Jace Allison
Tie
Rain City Bombers
Taylor
Tie
55
Final
Busch Latte
Rose
Tie
🎯 Prediction Results
MatchupPredictedActual
OBT vs EteToss-up 5–55–5 tie✓ Exact
Sonny vs AllahuIt’s Always Sonny 6–4It’s Always Sonny 8–1✓ Right team
Nick vs KeanuKeanu Reeves 6–4Nick-fil-A 7–2✗ Badly missed
Romance vs BucknerThe Buckner Boots 6–4The Buckner Boots 8–2✓ Right team
Rain City vs BuschBusch Latte 6–45–5 tie✗ Missed

3–of–5 on the call, and the model nailed the one matchup it labeled a coin flip, calling the OBT–Ete tie on the number. The worst miss was Keanu over Nick-fil-A: the sim gave Keanu 79 percent and a 6–4 win, then Nick torched the league for 19 homers and 39 RBI and rolled 7–2. Runner-up embarrassment was Busch, an 80 percent favorite that could only scrape a 5–5 split with Rain City.

🏆 Biggest Win
It’s Always Sonny 8–1 over Allahu Alvarez, the widest margin of the week. TylerV led the entire league in runs (38), strikeouts (113), ERA (2.20), WHIP (0.93), and quality starts (9), and tied for the steals lead at 8. The 113 K is not a typo: Sonny’s staff punched out fifty more hitters than Allahu’s while running a sub-1.00 WHIP. Allahu’s only category was RBI. That is what a buzzsaw looks like.
💥 Choke of the Week
Allahu Alvarez walked in red-hot and left in a body bag, 1–8 to Sonny. TylerR had won his last two weeks 8–1 and 7–3 and the Week 14 preview flagged him as a real threat. Then the pitching cratered to a 4.96 ERA, the all-play came out 2–7, and the only category he salvaged was RBI. Dishonorable mention to Romance Explosion, who went 0–9 all-play with a 6.31 ERA, the literal worst week any team turned in.
🏆 Category Leaders
R
It’s Always Sonny (38)
Sonny pushed a league-high 38 runs across on the way to a 9–0 all-play week.
HR
Nick-fil-A (19)
Nick cleared a league-best 19 long balls, the power surge behind a 7–2 win.
RBI
Nick-fil-A (39)
Nick also drove in a league-high 39, edging Ete’s 38 for the top spot.
SB
Sonny & Rain City (8)
A two-way tie at 8 swiped bags: Sonny and Rain City shared the league lead.
OBP
The Buckner Boots (.346)
Buckner posted the week’s best clip at .346, the only team north of .340.
SV
Four-way tie (5)
A bullpen logjam: Sonny, Allahu, Ete, and Nick all banked 5 saves.
K
It’s Always Sonny (113)
113 strikeouts, fifty clear of its opponent and tops in the league by a mile.
ERA
It’s Always Sonny (2.20)
Sonny’s 2.20 led the league, with Buckner’s 2.28 the only one close.
WHIP
It’s Always Sonny (0.93)
The only staff under 1.00, a microscopic 0.93 that nobody else touched.
QS
It’s Always Sonny (9)
Nine quality starts paced the league, the spine of the dominant pitching week.
🔥 Over/Under-Performers

Over: Nick-fil-A came in ice cold, a 1–8 loss and then a 4–6 loss, including a 0–9 all-play faceplant in Week 13, and detonated: 8–1 all-play, league-highs in homers (19) and RBI (39), and a 7–2 win over a Keanu side the model favored at 79 percent. The Buckner Boots were nearly as good, 7–2 all-play with the league’s best OBP (.346) and second-best ERA (2.28) in an 8–2 win.

Under: Allahu Alvarez walked in on a two-week heater and got steamrolled 8–1 behind a 4.96 ERA. Keanu Reeves, second in the standings, managed just 28 cat wins and 4 homers in a 7–2 loss. Romance Explosion bottomed out at 0–9 all-play with the league’s worst ERA (6.31) and WHIP (1.56).

🎯 Move of the Week

Nick-fil-A’s resurrection. A week after turning in the worst showing anyone has had all season, the 0–9 all-play humiliation of a number-two seed, Mario’s lineup came back as the most dangerous offense in the league: a league-high 19 homers and 39 RBI, an 8–1 all-play rebound, and a 7–2 win over a favored Keanu team. No panic trade required, just the bats remembering what they are. Honorable mention: Sonny’s staff and its absurd 113 strikeouts.

🔥 Week 14 All-Play Power Rankings
Rankings based on all-play record: how each team would have done against all 9 other opponents this week, not just the one they actually faced. 90 total category decisions per team.
Elite Tier
1
It’s Always Sonny 9–0–0 all-play 68–15–7 cats W 8–1
The best week in the league and it is not close. Sonny led the entire field in runs (38), strikeouts (113), ERA (2.20), WHIP (0.93), and quality starts (9), and tied for the steals lead. 9–0 all-play, 68 cat wins, and an 8–1 demolition of a red-hot Allahu side. TylerV is back atop the standings and looked every inch of it.
2
Nick-fil-A 8–1–0 all-play 58–26–6 cats W 7–2
From 0–9 a week ago to 8–1 now. Mario’s bats woke up and bludgeoned the league: a league-high 19 homers and 39 RBI in a 7–2 takedown of Keanu, who the model had favored at 79 percent. The number-two-seed faceplant from Week 13 is officially forgotten.
Contender Tier
3
The Buckner Boots 7–2–0 all-play 57–30–3 cats W 8–2
Quietly excellent. A league-best .346 OBP, the second-stingiest ERA (2.28), and an 8–2 stomping of Romance. Michael’s better roster had a genuinely strong week and barely had to sweat the matchup.
4
Ete Crow 4–3–2 all-play 40–44–6 cats T 5–5
An honest middle week. Jace’s bats did the work with 9 homers and 38 RBI, second-most in the league, but the staff was thin and the all-play came out 4–3–2. Drew One Ball and split it 5–5.
5
One Ball Two Strikes 3–3–3 all-play 40–45–5 cats T 5–5
A jumbled, middling week: three wins, three losses, three ties on the all-play board, capped by a 5–5 draw with Ete. Garth’s ratios kept it respectable (1.12 WHIP) but the power went missing (6 HR). Still waiting on a signature week.
Middle Tier
6
Rain City Bombers 3–3–3 all-play 37–47–6 cats T 5–5
Speed and ratios carried a 5–5 tie with Busch: 8 steals, tied for the league lead, and a tidy 1.05 WHIP. Taylor keeps running, but 6 homers and 20 runs is not enough thump to win weeks outright.
7
Busch Latte 2–5–2 all-play 36–47–7 cats T 5–5
The heater cooled. After back-to-back stunners (8–2, then 7–2 over the top seed), Rose settled for a 5–5 tie. The offense still produced (32 runs, 30 RBI) but a 4.52 ERA handed the pitching half back.
8
Allahu Alvarez 2–7–0 all-play 31–52–7 cats L 1–8
The hangover. Two straight dominant weeks (8–1, 7–3) evaporated into a 2–7 all-play and an 8–1 loss to Sonny. A 4.96 ERA did most of the damage. TylerR went from the edge of the top tier to the middle in seven days.
Cellar Tier
9
Keanu Reeves 2–7–0 all-play 28–57–5 cats L 2–7
Ugly week for a team sitting second in the standings. Just 28 cat wins, 2–7 all-play, and a 7–2 loss to a resurgent Nick-fil-A. Only 4 homers and 18 RBI all week. Duke Joe’s lineup went quiet at the worst time.
10
Romance Explosion 0–9–0 all-play 26–58–6 cats L 2–8
The floor. 0–9 all-play, dead last in cat wins (26), and a pitching staff that posted a 6.31 ERA and 1.56 WHIP, both the worst in the league by a wide margin. Michael’s other roster won homers and RBI and surrendered literally everything else.
See how this week moved the needle: Cumulative Power Rankings →
🏅 Updated Standings
RankTeamRecordPct
1It’s Always Sonny73–42–15.619
2Keanu Reeves71–53–6.569
3Nick-fil-A67–52–11.558
4Allahu Alvarez67–55–8.546
5One Ball Two Strikes67–59–4.531
6Busch Latte57–65–8.469
7The Buckner Boots55–64–11.465
8Rain City Bombers55–69–6.446
9Ete Crow49–69–12.423
10Romance Explosion44–77–9.373

Generated Jun 29 at 12:23 AM Pacific

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