Roto Standings — Issaquah Swingers 2026

Standard 10-category rotisserie scoring. Each category is ranked 1 to 10 across the league: best in category gets 10 points, worst gets 1, ties share the average of their tied positions. ERA and WHIP are inverted (lower is better). Counting stats (R, HR, RBI, SB, K, QS, SV) are summed across every completed week. Rate stats (OBP, ERA, WHIP) use the unweighted average of each team's weekly rate values. Max possible season score: 100.

#	Team	Total	Δ	R	HR	RBI	SB	OBP	K	QS	SV	ERA	WHIP
1	One Ball Two Strikes	81.5	—	264 10	67 9	211 8	45 9	.352 9.5	393 3	33 9	19 8	3.46 8	1.20 8
2	It’s Always Sonny	80.5	↑1	232 9	61 7	197 4	46 10	.344 8	454 9	32 7.5	17 7	3.42 9	1.18 10
3	Keanu Reeves	69	↓1	231 8	73 10	220 9	37 5.5	.338 6.5	481 10	31 6	13 1.5	3.62 7	1.24 5.5
4	Nick-fil-A	59	—	213 3	60 5.5	182 1	36 4	.338 6.5	430 7	32 7.5	26 10	3.65 5.5	1.18 9
5	Allahu Alvarez	55	↑1	230 7	64 8	203 7	37 5.5	.352 9.5	370 1	20 1	24 9	4.41 3	1.26 4
6	Ete Crow	50.5	↑1	226 5	56 3.5	225 10	43 7	.332 4.5	443 8	24 4	14 3.5	4.49 2	1.26 3
7	The Buckner Boots	46	↓2	205 2	60 5.5	202 6	18 1	.327 1.5	409 5	35 10	16 5.5	3.65 4	1.24 5.5
8	Busch Latte	39.5	—	229 6	55 2	200 5	44 8	.330 3	402 4	22 2.5	13 1.5	3.65 5.5	1.28 2
9	Rain City Bombers	38	↑1	190 1	44 1	187 2	24 2	.332 4.5	392 2	26 5	14 3.5	3.36 10	1.23 7
10	Hey Holmes!	31	↓1	217 4	56 3.5	195 3	26 3	.327 1.5	421 6	22 2.5	16 5.5	4.55 1	1.38 1

📝 What the Roto League Would Say About Each Team

Short takes on how roto scoring flatters or punishes each roster compared to how they look in H2H. None of this counts. All of it is fun.

#1 One Ball Two Strikes 81.5 pts

Top of the roto standings, finally caught up to the H2H heat. League-best R (264) and 9 or better in eight of ten categories. Garth’s only weakness is K (3.0 points, 393 cumulative — Skubal IL has cost him the rotation ceiling). The deepest counting-stat profile in the league. Three straight weeks of H2H wins puts the cumulative case beyond argument.

#2 It’s Always Sonny 80.5 pts

Just behind OBT in the roto and tied with them at the top of the H2H. Sonny leads the league in WHIP (1.18) and SB (46), with 9s in R, K, and ERA. The Tatis Jr. trade adds another counting-stat bat. The pre-trade roster was already balanced; the new one is more balanced. 1-point gap to #1 is the closest race on the page.

#3 Keanu Reeves 69 pts

League-best HR (73) and K (481). Duke Joe has the most pop and the most strikeouts. 9s in RBI and 7-7 in ERA / QS. The SV column (1.5 points, 13 cumulative) is the leak nobody else can match — Keanu has never invested in a true closer and roto exposes that. Strong rebound after the Week 6 swoon.

#4 Nick-fil-A 59 pts

League-best SV (26) and 9 in WHIP (1.181). The pitching is in great shape — Cole, Glasnow, and Helsley all back from IL would push WHIP and ERA into the elite tier. The lineup ranking: 3 in R, 5.5 in HR, 1 in RBI. The counting bats are the gap to the top three.

#5 Allahu Alvarez 55 pts

9.5 in OBP (.352, tied with OBT for the league lead) and 9 in SV. The lineup hits with Walker, Yordan, Muncy, and Witt Jr. The rotation is a mess: 1 in K, 1 in QS, 3 in ERA, 4 in WHIP. With Pivetta, Steele, and Pagán all on long-term IL, the staff is leaning on Gilbert and a thin bench. Big jump from #6 to #5 after week 5 was added back in.

#6 Ete Crow 50.5 pts

League-best RBI (225) and 8 in K. Jace’s lineup drives in runs at a rate no one else matches. The pitching is the problem: 2 in ERA, 3 in WHIP, 4 in QS, 3.5 in SV. Boyd IL and Hader 60-day pile up. The Dollander pickup is paying off in K but not yet in ratios. From #7 to #6 with the Week 5 inclusion.

#7 The Buckner Boots 46 pts

League-best QS (35) and decent ERA / WHIP at 4 / 5.5. The pitching is the foundation when it’s healthy. Lineup ranking: 2 in R, 5.5 in HR, 6 in RBI, 1 in SB, 1.5 in OBP. Three straight weeks of bottom-tier H2H output (one tie, two 0–9 all-play weeks) dropped Buckner from #5 to #7 in the roto picture. The free fall is real.

#8 Busch Latte 39.5 pts

Eighth in roto, tenth-and-rising in the H2H. League-best SB (44, tied with OBT) and 6 in R. The rotation is hollow because Strider, Hunter Brown, Bryce Miller, and Tatsuya Imai are all on the IL: 2.5 in QS, 1.5 in SV, 2 in WHIP, 5.5 in ERA. When the staff is healthy this number jumps a tier or two.

#9 Rain City Bombers 38 pts

League-best ERA (3.356, a clean 10 points) and 7 in WHIP behind the Skenes / deGrom / Imanaga / Wheeler rotation. The bats are the problem: 1 in R, 1 in HR, 2 in RBI. Lindor, Yelich, Roman Anthony, and Correa simultaneously on IL has gutted the lineup for a month. Trout from the trade helps. The pitching is contender-level.

#10 Hey Holmes! 31 pts

31 roto points. Last by 7. 1 in ERA, 1 in WHIP, 1.5 in OBP, 1.5 in QS. The only categories at 5+ are K (6) and SV (5.5). Mookie Betts, Eugenio Suárez, and Garrett Crochet IL stints all season have eaten the ceiling. Roto rewards full seasons of consistent production. Hey Holmes! has had neither.